{"id":9960,"date":"2013-08-09T03:03:19","date_gmt":"2013-08-09T00:03:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/?p=9960"},"modified":"2013-08-10T21:22:38","modified_gmt":"2013-08-10T18:22:38","slug":"penktadienio-internetai-61","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-61\/","title":{"rendered":"penktadienio internetai #61"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a trap!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10105\" alt=\"trap-internet\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/trap-internet.jpg\" width=\"630\" height=\"572\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>M\u0117nesio reklama:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0XnzfRqkRxU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Manau, kad m\u016bs\u0173 <em>katakliki\u0161koje<\/em> \u0161alyje kr\u016bva davatk\u0173 ir kitoki\u0173 tautinink\u0173 labai greit u\u017eprotestuot\u0173, kad tokia reklama tvirkina vaikus.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tikras viras \u017eino kaip elgtis: <!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"mantas-alisauskas\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/mantas-alisauskas.jpg\" width=\"496\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10151789290322249\" target=\"_blank\">Paulius Ambrazevi\u010dius<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Man atrodo \u0161is \u0161uo gyvai mat\u0119s baisiausius dalykus ir did\u017eiausias tragedijas \u017emonijos istorijoje:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/N2cJkCjLInQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10123\" alt=\"bela-borsodi-illusion\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/bela-borsodi-illusion.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"650\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/bela-borsodi-illusion.jpg 650w, https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/bela-borsodi-illusion-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Tai &#8211; <strong>vientisa<\/strong> tikra nuotrauka. Fotograf\u0117 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.belaborsodi.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Bela Borsodi<\/a> suk\u016br\u0117 spalvin\u0119 optin\u0119 iliuzij\u0105. Komentar\u0173 nereikia. Jei \u012fdomu kaip tai buvo daroma:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/170Ij9m5INI?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Lietuvi\u0161kas repas gyvas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6YV87Rf-2ds?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/182816321757255\/permalink\/570860486286168\/\" target=\"_blank\">Betkas via Daumantas<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"issaugokime-vaiksciojima\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/issaugokime-vaiksciojima.jpg\" width=\"720\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I\u0161 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=4474479080384\" target=\"_blank\">Elenos l\u016bp\u0173<\/a>: Oran\u017eini\u0173 dvira\u010di\u0173 atsiradimas Vilniuje suk\u0117l\u0117 did\u017eiul\u012f \u0161urmul\u012f ir pasipiktinim\u0105. &#8220;Kaip man paai\u0161kinti savo vaikui, kad kai kurie \u017emon\u0117s juda ne kojomis, o ratais?&#8221;, r\u016bstauja tradicini\u0173, ilgame\u010di\u0173 jud\u0117jimo vertybi\u0173 \u0161alininkai,&#8221;man netrukdo tie dviratininkai, ta\u010diau tegul jie nesirodo vie\u0161umoje!&#8221;. Sunerim\u0119 ir kunigai. Su plakatais &#8220;Dievas suk\u016br\u0117 koj\u0105 ir koj\u0105, o ne rat\u0105 ir rat\u0105!&#8221; jie didvyri\u0161kai stovi ant naujai \u012frengto dvira\u010di\u0173 tako, trukdydami i\u0161kryp\u0117liams patekti \u012f tradicin\u0119 pasivaik\u0161\u010diojim\u0173 viet\u0105 &#8211; senamiest\u012f. Apie 70% vilnie\u010di\u0173 \u0161eim\u0173 nebesilanko Maximoje, kur klesti vaiki\u0161k\u0173 dvira\u010di\u0173 propaganda, bei nebeveda savo vaik\u0173 \u012f dar\u017eel\u012f, kur prad\u0117ta taikyti nauja &#8220;Moving Loops&#8221; pradinuk\u0173 mokymo programa, kad atsispirti nepaj\u0117gi\u0173 vaiki\u0161k\u0173 prot\u0173 neu\u017evaldyt\u0173 nuod\u0117mingi dvira\u010diai. \u0160eimos, auginan\u010dios kiek vyresnius vaikus, savaitgaliais vedasi juos \u012f \u017dirm\u016bn\u0173 paup\u012f &#8211; \u012f dviratininkus akmen\u0173 pam\u0117tyti. &#8220;Taip, tai gana radikalus \u017eingsnis&#8221;, sutinka vienas prisistatyti nepanor\u0119s akmen\u0173 m\u0117tytojas,&#8221;ta\u010diau jei ne\u012fskiepysiu tokio elgesio savo vaikams dabar, kur jie vaik\u0161\u010dios po de\u0161imties met\u0173? Visur bus vien dvira\u010di\u0173 takai. O kai dviratininkai gaus visas savo norimas teises, kas seks toliau? Trira\u010diai? Keturra\u010diai? Vegani\u0161ki greito maisto restoranai? Negalime to leisti.&#8221; Susierzin\u0119s vyri\u0161kis masyviu akmeniu numu\u0161a jaun\u0105 dviratinink\u0119 (&#8220;pati to pra\u0161\u0117si&#8221;), kuri savo provokuojan\u010diu elgesiu k\u0117sinasi \u012f jo vertybes.<br \/>\n(nuotrauka i\u0161 taikaus protesto &#8220;U\u017e vertibes&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Garg\u017ed\u0173 universitetas. Ar juokingas?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/7WKDF9neQn4?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Man nelabai, bet liaud\u017eiai patiko. Visgi \u012fdomiausia, jog \u0161is video gan ai\u0161kiai parod\u0117 Lietuvos jaunimo gaudymosi aplinkoje situacij\u0105. Pagooglinkite \u0161\u012f video, nueikite \u012f bet kur\u012f patalpinus\u012f humoro puslap\u012f ir paskaitykite komentarus. \u017dmon\u0117s tikrai tiki, jog toks universitetas egzistuoja&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dar kart\u0105 sakau, kad tokios laidos, kaip brit\u0173 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.channel4.com\/programmes\/the-sex-education-show\" target=\"_blank\">Sex Education Show<\/a> &#8211; turi b\u016bti rodomos visais TV kanalais. Kad \u0161itas gra\u017eus video nei vieno nebestebint\u0173:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/q64hTNEj6KQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kauno meras oficialiuose susitikimuose &#8211; in style:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"kaunas-cant-handle-kupcinskas\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/kaunas-cant-handle-kupcinskas.jpg\" width=\"662\" height=\"429\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=527853740601709\" target=\"_blank\">Reiveriai<\/a>)<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Update: Pasirodo, jis koj\u0105 susi\u017eeid\u0119s. Gal\u0117jo ir pam\u0105styti prie\u0161 nuspr\u0119sdamas su\u017eeidim\u0105 taip apipavidalinti :)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t even&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/8sstH70S4Cw?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Prastokai jiems reklam\u0105 d\u0117sto, jeigu tok\u012f dalyk\u0105 suk\u016br\u0117.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Gal jau gird\u0117jote, bet vis tiek: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10200886611941642\" target=\"_blank\">Vyteniui<\/a> pavog\u0117 telefon\u0105. Vytenis pasitikrino savo Dropbox&#8217;\u0105, \u012f kur\u012f automati\u0161kai suplaukia telefonu darytos nuotraukos. Rado \u0161tai k\u0105. Pavie\u0161ino internete ie\u0161kodamas jo telefono tur\u0117toj\u0173:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"pavogtas-telefonas-nuotraukos\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/pavogtas-telefonas-nuotraukos.jpg\" width=\"652\" height=\"497\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Taip, \u0161ie \u017emon\u0117s galimai n\u0117ra vagys. Jie teisinosi, kad pirko telefon\u0105 i\u0161 taksisto. Moralas? Jei perki vogt\u0105 daikt\u0105, tai esi pus\u0117 vagies. Nenuteis, bet moralin\u012f \u0161\u016bd\u0105 tempkis i\u0161 paskos. Tai patys kalti. O kadangi o\u017eiuojasi, negr\u0105\u017eina telefono ir grasina pa\u010diam Vyteniui, tai tik parodo, kad iki vagi\u0173 jiems tikrai netoli.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Socialinis eksperimentas: papra\u0161yti nepa\u017e\u012fstamo praeivio pasimyl\u0117ti. Kai pra\u0161o mergina:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/5JJFBtHcBnM?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Kai pra\u0161o vaikinas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/gxyySRgrYsU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Kokie netik\u0117ti rezultatai, lol.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ne\u012ftik\u0117tini refleksai:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"amazing-reflexes\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/amazing-reflexes.gif\" width=\"250\" height=\"197\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>How to do stuff:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/HuCmH4UDR64?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"iki-alkoholis-neparduodamas\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/iki-alkoholis-neparduodamas.jpg\" width=\"624\" height=\"474\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Dar pamenu buvo geras IKI plakatas, kur nepilname\u010diai nukreipiami \u012f pieno skyri\u0173&#8230; :) <em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10201678909285670\" target=\"_blank\">Karolis<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>100 met\u0173 technologinio progreso &#8211; ir pagaliau i\u0161rasta ka\u017ekas naudingo!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/pYVHDd8UrsQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/geekologie.com\/2013\/06\/finally-a-useful-robot-the-robot-that-on.php\" target=\"_blank\">Apie robot\u0105<\/a>. <em>(a\u010di\u016b <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/quisnox\" target=\"_blank\">Gediminui<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Stiliaus guru:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10099\" alt=\"alfas-juodas-tualetinis\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/alfas-juodas-tualetinis.jpg\" width=\"489\" height=\"494\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/alfas-juodas-tualetinis.jpg 489w, https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/alfas-juodas-tualetinis-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 489px) 100vw, 489px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10201884970436227\" target=\"_blank\">Goda<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Met\u0173 grup\u0117:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/SlwW9oQZyAs?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"smoke-after-sex\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/smoke-after-sex.jpg\" width=\"597\" height=\"637\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=643281965684893\" target=\"_blank\">Juodas humoras<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nu gi taip banalu, bet taip gra\u017eu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/69986655\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" frameborder=\"0\" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>A\u0161 irgi tokius video darysiu. Nesvarbu man, kad neorginalu. Vaik\u0105 irgi ne pirmas pasaulyje gaminsi.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"grazulis-ymca\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/grazulis-ymca.jpg\" width=\"700\" height=\"467\" \/><em><br \/>\n(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10201591567658146\" target=\"_blank\">Karolis<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Toliau keli paveiksl\u0117liai jau bus ne visai aktual\u016bs, bet reikia \u012fsid\u0117ti vardan prisiminimo i\u0161 seksualini\u0173 ma\u017eum\u0173 eityni\u0173. Kas dar nemat\u0117, padariau ir savo video reporta\u017e\u0105 (kas mat\u0117, scrollinkit toliau):<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qi2YRHOuIlI?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Vienas geresni\u0173 i\u0161 skryd\u017eio:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"in-your-face-dalia\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/in-your-face-dalia.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"364\" \/><br \/>\n<em>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/lolz.lt\/rinkejams-patiks\/\" target=\"_blank\">Lolz.lt<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Naujas aprangos trendas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"tvirti-maisai-grazuliams\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/tvirti-maisai-grazuliams.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"364\" \/><br \/>\n<em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10151567131216527\" target=\"_blank\">Juozas<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ir istorija, kod\u0117l a\u0161 m\u0117gstu VLKK:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"sustauskas-bybi\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sustauskas-bybi.png\" width=\"506\" height=\"100\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u0160ustausk\u0105 sulaik\u0117. \u0160ustauskas pasiskund\u0117 VLKK:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10111\" alt=\"sutauskas-bybis\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sutauskas-bybis.jpg\" width=\"607\" height=\"762\" \/><\/p>\n<p>VLKK atsak\u0117&#8230; :D<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10112\" alt=\"vlkk-bybis\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/vlkk-bybis.jpg\" width=\"523\" height=\"720\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Absoliutus respektas, Daiva Vai\u0161niene.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1 su puse punkt\u0105 jau padariau, 1 planuoju, 1 nebepavyks. Jei nepadarysiu bent pus\u0117s, senatv\u0117j stipriai li\u016bd\u0117siu:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/faHPucqig2U?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kad jau tuoj Lietuvoj bus Ikea, tai pritaikymas lietuvi\u0161kai rinkai:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"ikea-taburete\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/ikea-taburete.jpg\" width=\"460\" height=\"619\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=647457695267320\" target=\"_blank\">Juodas humoras<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ir prisiminus sen\u0105 labai ger\u0105 j\u0173 reklam\u0105:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0t_yjBnbQNQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Eh, kai paauglyst\u0117j ie\u0161kojau, kokiu sportu u\u017esiimti, i\u0161girdau dar apie niekam ne\u017einom\u0105 Parkour&#8217;\u0105. Susi\u017eav\u0117jau, bet, deja, stuburas neleido tuo u\u017esiimti&#8230; B\u016b\u010diau va taip filmav\u0119s:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/KSwBT6QRUjA?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"nursing-yes-no\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/nursing-yes-no.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Gird\u0117jau, daug kam kyla klausimas \u201eO tai kod\u0117l ne?\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>David Attenborough \u012fgarsintos futbolo sirgali\u0173 mu\u0161tyn\u0117s:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/V1Adi2Hbj78?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Jei pyksti ant kaimyno, kad ans pypina savo ma\u0161in\u0173 &#8211; \u012fsi\u017ei\u016br\u0117k atid\u017eiau, gal tai ne jis:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/3DgCdU-NRLk?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"wanna-see-dese-freedoms\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/wanna-see-dese-freedoms.jpg\" width=\"700\" height=\"719\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lauryna.vireliunaite\/posts\/10200723634027188\" target=\"_blank\">Lauryna<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kas nepasisotino &#8211; Youtube Haiku #4. Nuostab\u016bs internet\u0173 dalykai vienoje vietoje, 11 minu\u010di\u0173:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/fGDx5sATmjE?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dar \u017ei\u016brom:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-59\" target=\"_blank\">Penktadienio internetai #59<\/a>;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-60\" target=\"_blank\">Penktadienio internetai #60<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a trap! \u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9 M\u0117nesio reklama: Manau, kad m\u016bs\u0173 katakliki\u0161koje \u0161alyje kr\u016bva davatk\u0173 ir kitoki\u0173 tautinink\u0173 labai greit u\u017eprotestuot\u0173, kad tokia reklama tvirkina vaikus. \u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9 Tikras viras \u017eino kaip elgtis:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":10113,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[379,377],"tags":[3205,1297,1361,895,1151,3206,2973,3295,782,3021,1631,2632,1424,3204,721,1902],"class_list":["post-9960","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-internetai","category-linksmiiibes","tag-alfas","tag-bajeriai","tag-cha","tag-gejai","tag-grazulis","tag-haiku","tag-ikea","tag-internetai","tag-juokai","tag-juokingi-paveiksleliai","tag-juokingi-video","tag-juokingos-foto","tag-lol","tag-pinternetai","tag-sustauskas","tag-vlkk"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/ikea-taburete.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbFPw-2AE","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9960","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9960"}],"version-history":[{"count":47,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9960\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10126,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9960\/revisions\/10126"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9960"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9960"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9960"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}