{"id":9444,"date":"2013-04-12T11:11:14","date_gmt":"2013-04-12T08:11:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/?p=9444"},"modified":"2014-01-03T01:08:06","modified_gmt":"2014-01-02T23:08:06","slug":"penktadienio-internetai-55","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-55\/","title":{"rendered":"penktadienio internetai #55"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Paskub\u0117jau sukalti greitus trumpu\u010dius internetus d\u0117l vienintelio dalyko. \u0160io video:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qnydFmqHuVo?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>(Didelis a\u010di\u016b <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/vytautas.shaltenis\/posts\/451081368303423\" target=\"_blank\">Vytautui \u0160alteniui<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Fuk da police:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rjdWf5dWAYA?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Maldeikien\u0117 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lrytas.lt\/-13654387081363895448-a-maldeikien%C4%97-apie-d-grybauskait%C4%99-jei-ji-lyder%C4%97-a%C5%A1-ruonis.htm\" target=\"_blank\">pasisak\u0117<\/a>, jog jei Grybauskait\u0117 &#8211; lyderis, tai ji &#8211; ruonis. Internetai i\u0161girdo: <!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9486\" alt=\"seal-maldeikiene\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/seal-maldeikiene.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"450\" \/><br \/>\n<em>(vienas i\u0161 pavyzd\u017ei\u0173 via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10151381967156527\" target=\"_blank\">Juozas \u0160alna<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Bet vos internetai i\u0161girdo, Maldeikien\u0117 puikiai sureagavo.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"maldeikiene-ruonis-cover\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/maldeikiene-ruonis-cover.jpg\" width=\"509\" height=\"269\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Nice move, Au\u0161ra, nice move&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kas dien\u0105 po naujien\u0105 &#8211; nerealiai geras naujas projektas su Google Street View:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/63653873\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" frameborder=\"0\" title=\"Google Street View Hyperlapse\" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Savo pasigaminti galima <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/hyperlapse.tllabs.io\/\" target=\"_blank\">\u010cIA<\/a><\/strong>. A\u0161 jau pam\u0117ginau, bet dar nebuvo laiko kam nors gra\u017eiam. Kur\u0161i\u0173 Nerija visai veikia, Vilniaus senamiestis irgi j\u0117govai. +100<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dar apie nauj\u0105 popie\u017ei\u0173:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"new-pope-unmolest\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/new-pope-unmolest.jpg\" width=\"449\" height=\"417\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marriedtothesea.com\/index.php?date=040413\" target=\"_blank\">MarriedToTheSea<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tiesiog sporto \u017eaidim\u0173 kamuoliai pakeisti kat\u0117mis:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9501\" alt=\"ACC Basketball Tournament - Boston College vs Duke\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/balls-replaced-cats.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"385\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Visas rinkinys <a href=\"http:\/\/sportballsreplacedwithcats.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>\u010dia<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Kartais penktadienio internetai padaro labai rimt\u0105 intarp\u0105 apie rimt\u0105 tem\u0105:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Garliavin\u0117s psichin\u0117s r\u0117ksn\u0117s i\u0161 Seimo \u010dia nebus. \u010cia apie t\u0105, kur labai r\u0117k\u0117 ir visi FB dalinasi jos monta\u017eais. Ra\u0161au apie tai d\u0117l to, jog kartais reikia \u012fkr\u0117sti \u017emon\u0117ms proto. Tai kre\u010diu:<\/p>\n<p>Trolinimas yra j\u0117ga. Pajuokti kok\u012f politik\u0105 ar zvezd\u0105 yra j\u0117ga. Juodas humoras yra j\u0117ga. Bet kai tai suasmeninama ir nukreipiama \u012f vien\u0105 \u017emog\u0173, kuris akivaizd\u017eiai serga nerviniu sutrikimu &#8211; too much shit, people.<\/p>\n<p>Ar gatv\u0117je \u0161aipot\u0117s i\u0161 bekojo? Ar juokiat\u0117s i\u0161 kur\u010dio \u017emogaus? Tai kod\u0117l ty\u010diojat\u0117s ir provokuojate psichi\u0161kai nestabil\u0173 \u017emog\u0173?<\/p>\n<p>Did\u017eiausi\u0105 klaid\u0105 padar\u0117 \u017einiasklaida, prie jos r\u0117kim\u0173 nurod\u017eiusi netgi pavard\u0119 ir u\u017e k\u0105 ta moteris teista. Tai buvo proga troliams nukreipti visas pajuokos patrankas \u012f b\u016btent j\u0105. Dabar ji ken\u010dia u\u017e visus violetinio jud\u0117jimo debilizmus ir garliavini\u0173 masines psichozes.<\/p>\n<p>Kod\u0117l kvie\u010diu sustoti? Nes kai pasidalinsite pasi\u0161aipymu i\u0161 jos ir kai prisijungsite prie masinio kolektyvinio pasi\u0161aipymo, ir kai tuomet jai pakriks nervai ir ji padarys k\u0105 nors sau ar savo vaikui &#8211; asmenin\u0117s atsakomyb\u0117s nesulauksite, bet b\u016bsite asmeni\u0161kai prisid\u0117j\u0119s prie nelaim\u0117s. Ir tai atsiminsite bent dal\u012f savo gyvenimo.<\/p>\n<p>Tur\u0117kime proto ir nepadarykime lietuvi\u0161kosios Jessi Slaughter arba to ruso, kuris u\u017etrolintas nu\u017eud\u0117 savo \u0161eim\u0105 ir pats nusi\u017eud\u0117. Kai trolinate, neb\u016bkite mulkiai ir i\u0161venkite suasmeninimo, kai auka yra nevie\u0161as asmuo. Ir ypa\u010d &#8211; kai psichi\u0161kai nestabilus.<\/p>\n<p><em>Troll hard, but use your brain.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pistonais negaliu nesidalinti. Nesusilaikau. Apie skal\u016bnus:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/B_S4xIpGZ68?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Ta proga ir \u012fsisiaut\u0117jusio <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10151376758421527\" target=\"_blank\">Juozo<\/a> vienas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9488\" alt=\"ekologiska-skalunu-zvalgyba\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/ekologiska-skalunu-zvalgyba.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"291\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Vokie\u010di\u0173 med\u017eio dirbini\u0173 gamintojas Jens Braun nor\u0117jo pastatyti pastog\u0119 savo arkliams. Leidimo negavo. Sugalvojo, kad baldams juk leidim\u0173 joki\u0173 nereikia:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"jens-braun-horse-shelter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/jens-braun-horse-shelter.jpg\" width=\"778\" height=\"394\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Va taip reikia trolinti valstybines \u012fstaigas. Gerbiu.<em> (via <a href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/u\/0\/103371385688709687876\/posts\/X9Y2eHhcbwh\" target=\"_blank\">Linas Kilikevi\u010dius<\/a>)<br \/>\n<\/em>REDAGUOJU: pasirodo, kad \u0161ita istorija <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hoax-slayer.com\/table-chair-horse-shelter.shtml\">galimai netikra<\/a>. Gaila, b\u016bt\u0173 tobulas trolinimo pavyzdys.<em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tobulas gay-rights filmukas apie tam tikr\u0173 nusistatym\u0173 kvailum\u0105:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/G2nsGtd7y3c?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kiekviena televizin\u0117 pardavim\u0173 reklama:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"any-commercial\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/any-commercial.gif\" width=\"253\" height=\"145\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u0160vie\u010diamoji internet\u0173 akimirka. Internetai turi savo elektronin\u0119 valiut\u0105. Kad ateityje bent suprastumet\u0117, apie k\u0105 kalbama vartojant termin\u0105 Bitcoin &#8211; \u0161tai jums:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/63502573\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" frameborder=\"0\" title=\"Bitcoin Explained\" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Ir tai ne scam&#8217;as. Kipre jau galvojama apie pirm\u0105j\u012f Bitcoin bankomat\u0105.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Penktadienio dienai &#8211; susim\u0105stykite \u017emon\u0117s!!!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"cccp-es\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/cccp-es.jpg\" width=\"558\" height=\"449\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I\u0161pr\u0119vartavo m\u016bs\u0173 tevin\u0119, gelbiekit\u0117s vysi!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dar \u017ei\u016brom:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-53\" target=\"_blank\">Penktadienio internetai #53<\/a>;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-54\" target=\"_blank\">Penktadienio internetai #54<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paskub\u0117jau sukalti greitus trumpu\u010dius internetus d\u0117l vienintelio dalyko. \u0160io video: (Didelis a\u010di\u016b Vytautui \u0160alteniui) \u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9 Fuk da police: \u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9 Maldeikien\u0117 pasisak\u0117, jog jei Grybauskait\u0117 &#8211; lyderis, tai ji &#8211; ruonis. Internetai i\u0161girdo:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":9491,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[379,377],"tags":[1496,1297,1361,782,2535,1792,1631,1369,1424,3178,3177,1542,2071],"class_list":["post-9444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-internetai","category-linksmiiibes","tag-baikos","tag-bajeriai","tag-cha","tag-juokai","tag-juokingi-paveiksliukai","tag-juokingi-vaizdeliai","tag-juokingi-video","tag-juokingos-nuorodos","tag-lol","tag-maldeikiene","tag-skalunai","tag-troliai","tag-trolinimas"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/jens-braun-horse-shelter.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbFPw-2sk","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9444"}],"version-history":[{"count":34,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9444\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9500,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9444\/revisions\/9500"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9491"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}