{"id":8388,"date":"2013-02-01T04:59:09","date_gmt":"2013-02-01T02:59:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/?p=8388"},"modified":"2013-02-12T00:49:13","modified_gmt":"2013-02-11T22:49:13","slug":"penktadienio-internetai-49","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-49\/","title":{"rendered":"penktadienio internetai #49"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Visgi geri j\u016bs \u017emon\u0117s, visi j\u016bs. An\u0105 syk\u012f kai papra\u0161iau dalintis penktadienio internetais &#8211; visas internetas mirg\u0117jo. Gra\u017eu \u017ei\u016br\u0117t buvo, visur vien nuorodos, srautai pl\u016bsta. :) Tikras a\u010di\u016b. Keep it up!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Va\u017eiuojam: Tai jau pasigyr\u0117t Google Maps Street View savo atvaizdu? <strong>Beat me<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8513\" title=\"google-maps-street-view-f\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/google-maps-street-view-f.jpg\" width=\"700\" height=\"389\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sakykit k\u0105 norit, bet \u0161i\u0173 savai\u010di\u0173 internet\u0173 laim\u0117tojas visgi yra MG Valda. U\u017e savo nereal\u0173 i\u0161vie\u0161\u0117jus\u012f privat\u0173 video:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/tAP5tCx2jlU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Tik gaila, kad jie taip man\u0119s ir nepaklaus\u0117 ir i\u0161 to nepasidar\u0117 daug teigiamo ir gero PRo. Tik trina i\u0161 visur. Na, bet PR Lietuvoje regis tik straipsnius tera\u0161o.<\/p>\n<p>Jeigu panaikins ir i\u0161 \u010dia, yra kopija <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/58271469\" target=\"_blank\">vimeo <\/a>ir dar dailymotion ka\u017ekur violiojosi.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u010cia yra geriausias \u0161ios savait\u0117s paveiksliukas. <strong>Geriausias<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"django-oldspice-on-horse\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/django-oldspice-on-horse.jpg\" width=\"449\" height=\"481\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Kas nesuprantate, mar\u0161 \u012f kin\u0105 \u017ei\u016br\u0117ti \u0161i\u0173 met\u0173 dangaus dovanos &#8211; Django Unchained.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Microsoftas \u0161iemet \u017eudo savo reklamomis: <!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qkM6RJf15cg?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u0160i reklama man primin\u0117 mane 1994-aisiais. Sveiki, susipa\u017einkime:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rWNTvDgQv90?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Art\u0117jant homoseksual\u0173 eityn\u0117ms Vilniuje, linksmumai tik prasideda:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"grumpy-cat-gays-killed-my-friend\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/grumpy-cat-gays-killed-my-friend.jpg\" width=\"541\" height=\"541\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(<em>via <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/ingong\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Ing Stanke<\/em><\/a>)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>So nice and fluffy<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8501\" title=\"so-nice-fluffy\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/so-nice-fluffy.gif\" width=\"255\" height=\"191\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/SxHVhxbtrhY?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Na bet \u0161ito seno nuostabaus vis tiek niekas nepralenks:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ba7rRfKIHxU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kaip sako <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/jonas.jonka\" target=\"_blank\">Jonas Jonka<\/a>, Birut\u0117 V\u0117sait\u0117 yra geriausias dalykas, kuris atsitiko Lietuvos internetams nuo \u201e<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=r99MiiLcLM0\" target=\"_blank\">N\u0117rimas ant galvos<\/a>\u201c (kuris, beje, dar buvo vadinamas <em>Klecku ant ledo<\/em>) video laik\u0173. Jau visas internetas tikrai mat\u0117, kad Birut\u0117 savo svetainei sugalvojo panaudoti Google Translate paslaugas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8505\" title=\"birute-coolness\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/birute-coolness.jpg\" width=\"608\" height=\"384\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Kas jau mat\u0117t &#8211; nepykit, bet privalau \u012fsiam\u017einti<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Manote tai nedaro \u012ftakos <em>procesams<\/em>? J\u016bs\u0173 \u017einiai, jau yra netgi tokia alaus r\u016b\u0161is &#8211; <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.atvirasalus.lt\/alus\/receptas\/3250-birute-coolness\" target=\"_blank\">Birut\u0117 Coolness<\/a><\/strong>. Pagarba aldariams.<\/p>\n<p>Ir dar prisimenant kur\u012f nors jos susidirbim\u0105:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8413\" title=\"vesaite-marihuana\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/vesaite-marihuana.jpg\" width=\"587\" height=\"389\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(<em>via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=489676307741279\" target=\"_blank\">Protingas Chamas<\/a><\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>A\u0161 tikiuosi, kad tai paskutinis Birut\u0117s pasirodymas penktadienio internetuose. Ot tai pajuokavau&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Na va, internetai aktyviai mano versl\u0105 reklamuoja, a\u010di\u016b visiems:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/parduodu-aukstojo-mokslo-diplomai.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8416\" title=\"parduodu-aukstojo-mokslo-diplomai\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/parduodu-aukstojo-mokslo-diplomai.jpg\" width=\"529\" height=\"494\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<em>(paspaudus d\u0119d\u0119nasi)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Galit <a href=\"http:\/\/www.parduodult.lt\/index.php?route=product\/product&amp;product_id=81\" target=\"_blank\">ir j\u016bs nusipirkti<\/a>. Beje, paskaitykit recenzijas, \u017emoni\u0173 gyvenimas tiesiog pasikeit\u0117:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8418\" title=\"parduodu-aukstojo-mokslo-diplomai-rec\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/parduodu-aukstojo-mokslo-diplomai-rec.jpg\" width=\"700\" height=\"84\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tiesiog, turi \u010dia b\u016bti:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8419\" title=\"xkcd-log_scale\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/xkcd-log_scale.png\" width=\"508\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(<em>via <a href=\"http:\/\/xkcd.com\/1162\/\" target=\"_blank\">xkcd<\/a><\/em>)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Jei i\u0161nyks varl\u0117s, tikrai pasteb\u0117si:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"frogs-extinct\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/frogs-extinct.jpg\" width=\"468\" height=\"735\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Facebook konkurs\u0173 dalyviai, puikiai atliekantys savo juoking\u0105 pareig\u0105:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"FB-fake-konkursas-celerauto\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/FB-fake-konkursas-celerauto.jpg\" width=\"370\" height=\"791\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(<em>via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10151671385247942\" target=\"_blank\">Radiocool<\/a><\/em>)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Grok mano pilveliu, \u0161alalala&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WpDTQuSP80s?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kroitus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Lietuva_nuo_pradziu.png\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8497\" title=\"Lietuva_nuo_pradziu-3\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Lietuva_nuo_pradziu-3.jpg\" width=\"621\" height=\"209\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kroitus.com\/2013\/01\/24\/lietuva-nuo-pradziu-fb-style\/\" target=\"_blank\">Lietuvos istorija Facebooko sraute<\/a>. A\u010di\u016b Kroitusui u\u017e puik\u0173 darb\u0105.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kartais b\u016bna WTF, bet kartais tiesiog WHAT WHAT? Savaitgalio \u012fsukimui:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/P2jn_lxrrPg?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>(u\u017e ne\u012ftik\u0117tin\u0105 WTF a\u010di\u016b <a href=\"http:\/\/www.utopijos.lt\" target=\"_blank\">Edvinui<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dar \u017ei\u016brom:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-47\" target=\"_blank\">Penktadienio internetai #47<\/a>;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-48\" target=\"_blank\">Penktadienio internetai #48<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Visgi geri j\u016bs \u017emon\u0117s, visi j\u016bs. An\u0105 syk\u012f kai papra\u0161iau dalintis penktadienio internetais &#8211; visas internetas mirg\u0117jo. Gra\u017eu \u017ei\u016br\u0117t buvo, visur vien nuorodos, srautai pl\u016bsta. :) Tikras a\u010di\u016b. Keep it up! Va\u017eiuojam: Tai jau pasigyr\u0117t Google Maps Street View savo atvaizdu? Beat me: \u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9 Sakykit k\u0105 norit, bet \u0161i\u0173 savai\u010di\u0173 internet\u0173 laim\u0117tojas visgi yra MG [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[379,377],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internetai","category-linksmiiibes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbFPw-2bi","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8388"}],"version-history":[{"count":60,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8388\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8512,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8388\/revisions\/8512"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}