{"id":7723,"date":"2012-11-09T04:44:25","date_gmt":"2012-11-09T01:44:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/?p=7723"},"modified":"2013-02-04T02:38:13","modified_gmt":"2013-02-04T00:38:13","slug":"penktadienio-internetai-43","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-43\/","title":{"rendered":"penktadienio internetai #43"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sakyti, kad gyvenime n\u0117ra k\u0105 veikti ir pasaulyje nieko \u012fdomaus nevyksta, yra kvaila, kvaila, labai kvaila:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0YlTOSiVLnQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Pa\u017ei\u016br\u0117j\u0119s \u0161\u012f video dar syk\u012f suvokiu, kokias mil\u017eini\u0161kas pasaulio pa\u017einimo galimybes mums suteikia internetas. Kartais tai sunku suprasti. \u0160ios galimyb\u0117s yra vienas nuostabiausi\u0173 dalyk\u0173, nutikusi\u0173 \u017emonijai \u0161iuo laikotarpiu. A\u0161 tik li\u016bd\u017eiu, jog i\u0161 \u010dia esan\u010di\u0173 video ma\u010diau tik kok\u012f tre\u010ddal\u012f &#8211; dar tiek daug nepa\u017einto pasaulio.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kai nori galutinai nu\u017eudyti tarptautin\u012f virusin\u012f video&#8230; Duok j\u012f sudainuoti Rad\u017eiui:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/o8UZTD94GWo?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Bet geriausia \u010dia yra tai, jog tai buvo renginys, skirtas surinkti  param\u0105 socialiai remtiniems vaikams. Ir Rad\u017eis jo metu dainuoja: \u201e<em>Ar tu i\u0161vis \u017einai, k\u0105 rei\u0161kia daug tur\u0117ti, gyventi prabangiai, \u017eirgais sau jodin\u0117ti<\/em>\u201c&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>LNK, j\u016bs debilai, ar kaip suprast?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Da\u017enai\u00a0 b\u016bna, kad koks rink\u0117jas, toks ir renkamasis. Naglio Puteikio gerb\u0117jai pasisako, Naglis Puteikis approves:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"puteikis-nitse\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/puteikis-nitse.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"416\" height=\"186\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Nit\u0161\u0117 buvo, Nit\u0161\u0117 k\u0105&#8230; <!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ir, ai\u0161ku, JAV prezidento rinkimai:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7844\" title=\"romney-women-vote\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/romney-women-vote.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"566\" height=\"418\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Jau pasisakiau Obama vs Romney tema, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/mykolas0\/posts\/509169775774444\" target=\"_blank\">sulyginau juos su Zuoku vs Rakausku<\/a>. Nesirgau u\u017e nei vien\u0105, per toli gyvenam. Galva, ai\u0161ku, linko \u012f Obamos pus\u0119, kaip nelinks, kai jo konkurentas &#8211; mormonas, Suk\u016brimo teorijos \u0161alininkas ir dargi moteris \u017eemesne kasta laikantis \u017emogus. Bet vis tiek u\u017e nei vien\u0105 nesirgau. Ne m\u016bs\u0173 kiemas :)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7845\" title=\"romney-incredibly-rich\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/romney-incredibly-rich.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"323\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Dar pasiskai\u010diau <a href=\"http:\/\/whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">What the fuck has Obama done so far<\/a>. Visai \u012fdomu, nors nema\u017eai paprast\u0173 populistini\u0173 sprendim\u0173.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7858\" title=\"romney-tshirts\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/romney-tshirts.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"381\" \/><\/p>\n<p>O \u010dia puslapis, skirtas vienai temai &#8211; baltieji \u017emon\u0117s, li\u016bdintys d\u0117l Romney nes\u0117km\u0117s:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7843\" title=\"mourning-romney\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/mourning-romney.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Daugiau <a href=\"http:\/\/whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>\u010dia<\/strong><\/a>. U\u017e tai juokingiau gal\u0117t\u0173 b\u016bti tik vienas dalykas: visokiausio plauko hispteri\u0173 gedulingos nuotraukos, jei Obama b\u016bt\u0173 pralo\u0161\u0119s :))<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u010cia dar toks \u012f tem\u0105:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7842\" title=\"diagnosis-nigger\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/diagnosis-nigger.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"375\" height=\"350\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kadangi i\u0161 Lietuvos, tai pasidalinsiu, gal kas pasiprotins:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zkexTbZWgAo?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Ir kod\u0117l tradici\u0161kai kvailiausiai pasielg\u0119s vairuotojas s\u0117di BMW?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Art\u0117ja \u017eiema, tai i\u0161 anksto d\u0117koju draugams, skelbiantiems sniego statusus ir, ai\u0161ku, burban\u010dius, koks \u0161\u016bdas yra \u017eiema (nors prie\u0161 4 m\u0117n. burb\u0117jo, kaip baisiai kar\u0161ta):<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"snow-status-updates\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/snow-status-updates.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"294\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Gra\u017eiausia rinkim\u0173 nuotrauka tampa mini-memu:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/skuciene-venckiene-1.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"skuciene-venckiene-1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/skuciene-venckiene-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"340\" height=\"226\" \/><\/a> . <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/skuciene-venckiene-2.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"skuciene-venckiene-2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/skuciene-venckiene-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"340\" height=\"226\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Daugiau <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/media\/set\/?set=a.10151116563271527.438177.697411526\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>\u010dia<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Mulevi\u010dius, buv\u0119s kandidatas \u012f Seim\u0105, skelia paskutin\u012f savo k\u016brin\u012f:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-XWmO3zEfEo?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Kaip sak\u0117 tokia Lauryna, tikriausiai ruo\u0161iasi festivaliui \u201eJuokis\u201c. Beje, tur\u0117jau laim\u0117s pakalb\u0117ti su Mulevi\u010diumi gyvai &#8211; realyb\u0117je pasiklyd\u0119s \u017emogus. Klajoja.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Uspaskis \u017eino:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"promise_uspaskis\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/promise_uspaskis.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"472\" height=\"493\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/lolz.lt\/promise-uspaskis\/\" target=\"_blank\">Lolz.lt<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Geriausia art\u0117jan\u010dios nelaim\u0117s signalizacija:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ireF__laTlc?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kompiuteriniai \u017eaidimai ateityje:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Z-FRb8CZ__I?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>Awesome<\/em>. Kaip vaikyst\u0117je, pasitelkus vaizduot\u0119. Tik \u010dia jau gyvai.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Naujas hitas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rathergood.com\/content\/leopard\/looking_for_my_leopard.swf\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7830\" title=\"looking-for-my-leopard\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/looking-for-my-leopard.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"615\" height=\"243\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Paklausyti galima <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rathergood.com\/content\/leopard\/looking_for_my_leopard.swf\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>\u010dia<\/strong><\/a>.<em> (a\u010di\u016b Petrui)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Taigi, Disney nusipirko Lucasfilm ir visas teises \u012f \u017dvaig\u017ed\u017ei\u0173 karus. Jei negird\u0117jote, pa\u017ead\u0117jo 2015 metais nauj\u0105 \u017dvaig\u017ed\u017ei\u0173 kar\u0173 dal\u012f. Pasirod\u0117 ir pirmasis filmo anonsas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xUbH1SEsqiE?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Niekada nenustosiu \u017eav\u0117tis Goldbergo ma\u0161inomis, o ypa\u010d, kai jos vis giganti\u0161k\u0117ja:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/4MiYtvbK4JY?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Taip, \u010dia nagus ir v\u0117l priki\u0161o Redbullis. \u0160aunuoliai.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Geriausias produktyvumo rodiklis penktadieniais &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/cat-bounce.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\u0161okin\u0117jan\u010dios kat\u0117s<\/a>. Spaud\u017eiat ir \u0161okdinat:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/cat-bounce.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"cat-bounce\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/cat-bounce.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"652\" height=\"230\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>You&#8217;re welcome.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7848\" title=\"siaip-egzu-nelaikau\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/siaip-egzu-nelaikau.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"399\" height=\"292\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Daugiau Lietuvos \u0161vietimo realij\u0173 &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/VilniusUniversityMemes\" target=\"_blank\">Vilnius University Memes<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Cuteness overload<\/em> &#8211; k\u016bdikiai, ragaujantys citrin\u0105:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CumIj-NH5RA?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tiesiog. Dar vienas internet\u0173 kampas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/heeeeeeeey.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"heeey-hooo\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/heeey-hooo.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"159\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Spaud\u017eiat <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/heeeeeeeey.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\u010dia<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Na b\u016btina pagerbti taip gerai kalan\u010dius muzikantus. Ohajo  universiteto orkestras parodo, kaip reikia atiduoti pagarb\u0105 garsiausiems  kompiuteriniams \u017eaidimams:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ngjcAvg6TYg?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Ne veltui jie save vadina TBDBITL (The Best Damn Band in the Land).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Juokinga, bet taip jau sur\u0117dytas pasaulis:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7794\" title=\"kenya-is-starving\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/kenya-is-starving.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"666\" height=\"230\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Man lygiai taip pat b\u016bna :) <em>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/wumocomicstrip.com\/strip\/2012\/10\/08\/\" target=\"_blank\">Wumo<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sako, kad <a href=\"http:\/\/racas.lt\/\" target=\"_blank\">kolegai blogeriui<\/a> i\u0161dau\u017e\u0117 lang\u0105:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"racas-kalti-konservatoriai\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/racas-kalti-konservatoriai.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"451\" height=\"475\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Kontekstas <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/arturas.racas.7\/posts\/544966245519267\" target=\"_blank\">\u010dia<\/a>. <em>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/lolz.lt\/obvious-racas\/\" target=\"_blank\">Lolz.lt<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Vaikai, mokykit\u0117s geros reklamos pagrind\u0173:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/jk27bj86DXc?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Grybauskait\u0117 d\u0117jo malk\u0173:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"suddenly-dalia\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/suddenly-dalia.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"469\" height=\"569\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/lolz.lt\/suddenly-dalia\/\" target=\"_blank\">Lolz.lt<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pats video tai ypatingai ne\u017eavi (ypa\u010d vyr\u0173), bet tiesiog privaloma parodyti, kaip visk\u0105 pakei\u010dia tobulai parinkta muzika:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/u7M5U4mPJOQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>I hurt myself today&#8230; To see if I still feel&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nesilaiko:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7805\" title=\"venckienes-reklamos-atsiklijuoja\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/venckienes-reklamos-atsiklijuoja.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"525\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/dusimtaidevyni.wordpress.com\/2012\/10\/23\/nesilaiko\/\" target=\"_blank\">dusimtai9<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Internete, kod\u0117l tik dabar???<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7802\" title=\"studying-gummy-bears\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/studying-gummy-bears.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"541\" height=\"489\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Tiek kankyn\u0117s met\u0173&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Skiriu sau ir visiems savo draugams:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vN2WzQzxuoA?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ir, ai\u0161ku, uraganas Sandy:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"earth-jupiter-sandy-storm\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/earth-jupiter-sandy-storm.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"552\" height=\"497\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Kuba irgi nukent\u0117jo:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7800\" title=\"sandy-cuba\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sandy-cuba.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"582\" height=\"393\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ir man labai patik\u0119s apie JAV ir Kroatijos skirtumus:<strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7799\" title=\"sandy-bura-USA-croatia\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sandy-bura-USA-croatia.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"622\" height=\"387\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Teko tranzuoti Kroatijoje per gan \u201enestipri\u0105\u201c Bur\u0105. Gyvai ma\u010diau ant \u0161ono ver\u010diamus sunkve\u017eimius, o m\u016bs\u0173 ma\u017e\u0105 ma\u0161iniuk\u0105 kelyje ne\u0161iojo lyg kok\u012f k\u0117gl\u012f. O kroatai lyg niekur nieko gyveno toliau lyg nieko nevykt\u0173 :)<\/p>\n<p>Jei rimtai, tai su ka\u017ekuo kalb\u0117jom apie tok\u012f \u201esureik\u0161minim\u0105\u201c. Viso to paslaptis &#8211; transliacijos. JAV turi \u012fprot\u012f transliuoti visk\u0105 \u012f visas puses, i\u0161 visur, i\u0161samiai, \u0161imtais kanal\u0173. O tarptautin\u0117 \u017einiasklaida tai tiesiog pasigauna. Tod\u0117l ir atrodo, kad reikalas i\u0161pu\u010diamas. O juk uraganas yra visur uraganas. Tik, ai\u0161ku, kai Sandy pavadina am\u017eiaus tragedija, tada lengvas juokas tikrai suima :)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"friendly_neighbor-sandy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/friendly_neighbor-sandy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"680\" height=\"510\" \/><\/p>\n<p>K\u0105 amerikie\u010diai turi, tai solidarumo jausm\u0105. Kai reikia. Tokie dalykai, mums \u0161iaurie\u010diams, da\u017enai net ne\u0161auna \u012f galv\u0105. Gra\u017eus gestas.<\/p>\n<p>Na ir dar kart\u0105 galimyb\u0117 pasijuokti i\u0161 Apple Maps:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"apple-maps-suying-sandy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/apple-maps-suying-sandy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"661\" height=\"438\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pernai \u0161ituo nesidalinau, bet \u0161iemet padar\u0117 dar geriau. Jimmy Kimmel papra\u0161o \u017ei\u016brov\u0173 i\u0161kr\u0117sti savo vaikams pok\u0161t\u0105:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WOlpdd7y8MI?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"kult-info-komunikacijos\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/kult-info-komunikacijos.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"426\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sunku Zuokui be de\u0161iniosios rankos. Ir dar atsikratyt <em>heiteri\u0173<\/em>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"zuokas-desine-ranka\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/zuokas-desine-ranka.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"626\" height=\"462\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/Meras.Zuokas\/posts\/488021297909400\" target=\"_blank\">\u010cia<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Lietuvi\u0161ka prek\u0117. Reklama prie\u0161 grei\u010dio vir\u0161ijim\u0105:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/EQQhFLtaIvY?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Ne visai gerai i\u0161pildyta, bet vis geriau, nei kokie banal\u016bs mergait\u0117s plaukai ant priekinio stiklo. Tik kraujo per ma\u017eai. Jau esu sak\u0119s anks\u010diau: nesuprantu, kod\u0117l tokiose socialin\u0117se reklamose k\u016br\u0117jai ir u\u017esakovai bijo rodyti krauj\u0105, \u0161nek\u0117ti bjaurastis ir pan. Koks dar \u201e<em>Susiprask<\/em>\u201c? Visi prisimenu brit\u0173 \u201e<em>You bloody idiot<\/em>\u201c, sakom\u0105 visose soc. reklamose. Kas yra \u0161iek tiek mandagesnis \u201e<em>Tu su\u0161iktas debilas<\/em>\u201c variantas. Taip reikia kreiptis \u012f erelius ir lakstytojus.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"painting_reality\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/painting_reality.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"312\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Toks paprastas, bet \u012fdomus rinkin\u0117lis: <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_19969_the-9-most-badass-acts-vandalism-ever-photographed_p2.html\" target=\"_blank\">7 i\u0161skirtiniai<em> urban<\/em> vandalizmo atvejai<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>WTF of the day<\/em>: video pavadinimu \u201e<em>Japanese girls having fun<\/em>\u201c:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wMpNmBDL10I?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>I\u0161 ties\u0173 tai \u010dia TV konkursas, kur ilgiausiai purve i\u0161buvusi mergina laimi daug pinigo. \u0160tai ir sugadinau malonum\u0105.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Gyvenimas be rib\u0173:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/imagine-the-world2.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7846\" title=\"imagine-the-world2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/imagine-the-world2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"1823\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kai penktadien\u012f prisigersite, o \u0161e\u0161tadien\u012f pabusite mi\u0161ke, vadovaukit\u0117s:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"jei-paklydote-miske\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/jei-paklydote-miske.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/arvidas.tumblr.com\/image\/34754085820\" target=\"_blank\">Arvidas<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>O \u010dia dovan\u0117l\u0117 jautrioms moteri\u0161kait\u0117ms ir gra\u017eios sielos vyrams. Arba, jeigu esate superstas sur\u016bg\u0117lis, pa\u017ei\u016br\u0117kite bent minut\u0119, kad penktadienio vakarui nuotaika pager\u0117t\u0173 ir snukelis i\u0161sitiesint\u0173:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/f8WvXUb5W0Y?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dar \u017ei\u016brom:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-41-seimo-rinkimai-2012\" target=\"_blank\">Penktadienio internetai #41: Seimo rinkimai 2012<\/a>;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-42\" target=\"_blank\">Penktadienio internetai #42<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sakyti, kad gyvenime n\u0117ra k\u0105 veikti ir pasaulyje nieko \u012fdomaus nevyksta, yra kvaila, kvaila, labai kvaila: Pa\u017ei\u016br\u0117j\u0119s \u0161\u012f video dar syk\u012f suvokiu, kokias mil\u017eini\u0161kas pasaulio pa\u017einimo galimybes mums suteikia internetas. Kartais tai sunku suprasti. \u0160ios galimyb\u0117s yra vienas nuostabiausi\u0173 dalyk\u0173, nutikusi\u0173 \u017emonijai \u0161iuo laikotarpiu. A\u0161 tik li\u016bd\u017eiu, jog i\u0161 \u010dia esan\u010di\u0173 video ma\u010diau tik kok\u012f [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[379,377],"tags":[1496,1297,1361,2961,835,486,444,3021,1631,656,970,2534,2848,1424,2253,1906,1714,3036,1793,3035,3038,1542,3039,1532,3037,541],"class_list":["post-7723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internetai","category-linksmiiibes","tag-baikos","tag-bajeriai","tag-cha","tag-gangnam-style","tag-grybauskaite","tag-internetas","tag-jav","tag-juokingi-paveiksleliai","tag-juokingi-video","tag-kates","tag-kudikiai","tag-linksmi-video","tag-linksmos-foto","tag-lol","tag-memai","tag-obama","tag-racas","tag-radzis","tag-rofl","tag-romney","tag-skuciene","tag-troliai","tag-uraganas-sandy","tag-uspaskichas","tag-venckiene","tag-zuokas"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbFPw-20z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7723"}],"version-history":[{"count":68,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7723\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8524,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7723\/revisions\/8524"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}