{"id":5699,"date":"2012-02-03T12:20:42","date_gmt":"2012-02-03T10:20:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/?p=5699"},"modified":"2012-02-03T12:55:21","modified_gmt":"2012-02-03T10:55:21","slug":"penktadienio-internetai-24","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-24\/","title":{"rendered":"penktadienio internetai #24"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Taip jau atsitinka, kai darbai apninka, tod\u0117l tinklara\u0161tis nebelimpa. Nerepuojant, tai pasakysiu paprastai, kad daug dirbau, daug kraus\u010diausi, tod\u0117l laiko liko tik internetams. Tai ir skanaus.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Jau visas internetas matyt mat\u0117. Bet negaliu neu\u017efiksuoti. Kiek Zuokas <em>par\u016blino<\/em>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5734\" title=\"zuokasRepuoja\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/zuokasRepuoja.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"631\" height=\"155\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Tiek jo \u017emonel\u0117 Zuokien\u0117 iki a\u0161ar\u0173 <em>par\u016brino<\/em>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5722\" title=\"zuokieneKalmarai\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/zuokieneKalmarai.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"438\" height=\"254\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ale, Zuokas nusprend\u0117 pataisyti \u0161eimos \u012fvaizd\u012f ir dar mestel\u0117jo k\u0105snel\u012f, tik tok\u012f pusiau riziking\u0105, bet vis tiek neblog\u0105:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5735\" title=\"zuokasMazaiUzdirbat\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/zuokasMazaiUzdirbat.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"506\" height=\"232\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Taigi, Zuok\u0173 savait\u0117, ne kitaip.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Geriausia <em>ever<\/em> technikos reklama, b\u016bsite paveikti am\u017eiams:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ACo3VgXijlU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Milwaukee vie\u0161osios bibliotekos reklaminiai plakatai:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"milwaukeeLibraryAds\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/milwaukeeLibraryAds.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"544\" height=\"484\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Geriausias vaizdinis parodymas, kas yra <em>dubstep <\/em>muzika:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/puZJA2qKBsw?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Jei privert\u0117 idioti\u0161kai krizenti, tai patiks ir <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=hSSYTGU5EGY\" target=\"_blank\">dar vienas pana\u0161us<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Atsimenat \u201epikts ki\u0161ks\u201c <em>beatbox<\/em>&#8216;\u0105, kur\u012f net Tele2 panaudojo savo reklamose? Eil\u0117 kat\u0117ms ir batams: <!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Nni0rTLg5B8?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>FOX kino pramon\u0117s klipas, kurio melodija pergrota d\u016bdele. J\u016bs net nepasteb\u0117site skirtumo:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/NGwwJEE7k48?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Verkiau. Ir d\u0117l juoko, ir d\u0117l to, kad primin\u0117 mokykl\u0105, kur visi grodavome tokius briedus.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Vienas t\u0117vas praleido s\u016bnaus vestuves, sesuo <em>prifotoshopino <\/em>j\u012f \u012f vestuvi\u0173 nuotraukas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5726\" title=\"dadMissedWedding\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/dadMissedWedding.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"501\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/imgur.com\/a\/rSXoc\" target=\"_blank\">\u010cia <\/a>yra daugiau.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Smuikininko koncertas sinagogoje, Slovakijoje. Suskamba Nokia telefonas. <em>Like a boss<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/uub0z8wJfhU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ir dar vienas smuiko pasirodymas su daugiau nei puikiu solistu:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6Aui2TKucUg?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kai pirstel\u0117jo Chuck Norrisas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/V5e73Gk2lLg?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pa\u017ei\u016brim \u0161it\u0105 k\u016bdik\u012f:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rFSREMp38X0?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Ir prisipa\u017e\u012fstam, juk \u017ei\u016brint akys nevalingai irgi i\u0161sipl\u0117t\u0117, ne? :)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Visa amerikieti\u0161k\u0173 imtyni\u0173 prasm\u0117 viename paveiksliuke:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5723\" title=\"wrestlingTree\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/wrestlingTree.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"487\" height=\"326\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sako, kad senas, bet man nesvarbu. \u017di\u016br\u0117kit atsargiai ir nevalgydami, vaizdas \u017eadinantis u\u017epakalio apetit\u0105:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">    <iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/14984618\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" frameborder=\"0\" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><\/strong><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u010cia rasite tobuliausi\u0105 \u201e404 klaidos puslap\u012f\u201c &#8211; puslap\u012f, kuris parodomas neradus svetain\u0117je ie\u0161komo dalyko ar nu\u0117jus neteisingu adresu:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/kvartirakrasivo.ru\/404\/index.php\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/kvartirakrasivo.ru\/404\/index.php<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Maldauju, kas man suprogramuos tok\u012f? :|<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kompiuterini\u0173 \u017eaidim\u0173 reklama. Nors \u017eaid\u017eiu retai ir \u017einau tik dal\u012f persona\u017e\u0173, bet \u0161ita sentimentali reklama savyje turi smarv\u0117s:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/7_fPtazfALA?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>10 bal\u0173.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Penktadienio optin\u0117 iliuzija &#8211; papurtykite galv\u0105:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5727\" title=\"shakeHeadIliusion\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/shakeHeadIliusion.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"283\" height=\"284\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/shakeHeadIliusion.jpg 283w, https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/shakeHeadIliusion-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 283px) 100vw, 283px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Kas atsp\u0117s, kas u\u017e grot\u0173? :)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Viena tokia mergina filmavo savo kiekvien\u0105 2011 met\u0173 dien\u0105 ir i\u0161 j\u0173 suklijavo vien\u0105 video apie savo met\u0173 gyvenim\u0105. Video n\u0117ra ka\u017ekuo labai ypatingas, bet jis parodo, koks visgi gra\u017eus yra \u0161iuolaikini\u0173 \u017emoni\u0173 (tame tarpe ir m\u016bs\u0173) gyvenimas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">    <iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/34874881\" width=\"640\" height=\"352\" frameborder=\"0\" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kin\u0173 kareiviai \u017eaid\u017eia \u017eaidim\u0105 \u201eKas paskutinis, tas i\u0161ti\u0161k\u0119s kiau\u0161inis\u201c:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/57FG5vBLKvc?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Papildymas: toks vienas Skirtumas <a href=\"http:\/\/www.skirmantas-tumelis.lt\/2012\/02\/03\/30-ir-pingvinai\/\" target=\"_blank\">nu\u0117jo prie Neries<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/pingvinasNeris.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5742\" title=\"pingvinasNeris\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/pingvinasNeris.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"475\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>When you see it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dar \u017ei\u016brom:<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-22\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\nPenktadienio internetai #22<\/a>;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-23\" target=\"_blank\">Penktadienio internetai #23<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Taip jau atsitinka, kai darbai apninka, tod\u0117l tinklara\u0161tis nebelimpa. Nerepuojant, tai pasakysiu paprastai, kad daug dirbau, daug kraus\u010diausi, tod\u0117l laiko liko tik internetams. Tai ir skanaus. \u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9 Jau visas internetas matyt mat\u0117. Bet negaliu neu\u017efiksuoti. Kiek Zuokas par\u016blino: Tiek jo \u017emonel\u0117 Zuokien\u0117 iki a\u0161ar\u0173 par\u016brino: Ale, Zuokas nusprend\u0117 pataisyti \u0161eimos \u012fvaizd\u012f ir dar mestel\u0117jo k\u0105snel\u012f, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[379,377],"tags":[1429,2555,1069,2556,1496,1297,2552,1361,2553,2550,1298,782,1495,1794,1115,203,2547,2549,2544,2534,2545,1424,2557,2554,220,1534,2551,1793,2548,1366,2546,1644,541],"class_list":["post-5699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internetai","category-linksmiiibes","tag-1429","tag-agne-zuokiene","tag-armija","tag-arturas-zuokas","tag-baikos","tag-bajeriai","tag-cats-and-boots","tag-cha","tag-dubstep","tag-fox","tag-humoras","tag-juokai","tag-juokeliai","tag-juokinga","tag-kinai","tag-koncertas","tag-kudikis","tag-like-a-boss","tag-linksmi-paveiksliukai","tag-linksmi-video","tag-linksmos-nuotraukos","tag-lol","tag-meras-zuokas","tag-milwaukee-biblioteka","tag-nokia","tag-optine-iliuzija","tag-pikts-kisks","tag-rofl","tag-smuikas","tag-vaizdeliai","tag-vemalai","tag-wrestling","tag-zuokas"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbFPw-1tV","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5699"}],"version-history":[{"count":24,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5699\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5741,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5699\/revisions\/5741"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}