{"id":4071,"date":"2011-05-06T13:31:06","date_gmt":"2011-05-06T10:31:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/?p=4071"},"modified":"2011-05-07T01:54:18","modified_gmt":"2011-05-06T22:54:18","slug":"penktadienio-internetai-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-11\/","title":{"rendered":"penktadienio internetai #11"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Labai nekantravau sulaukti \u0161i\u0173 penktadienio internet\u0173, nes bais nor\u0117jau pasidalinti \u0161iuo paskutini\u0173 dien\u0173 hitu:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/nGeKSiCQkPw?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Kikenau smarkiai :)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p>Savait\u0117s hitas: <em>God is d\u016bing n\u016b thang<\/em> arba Kod\u0117l a\u0161 myliu internet\u0105:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6MUVNuD3MiU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p>\u0160is paveiksliukas su antra\u0161te apie Ny\u010d\u0119 &#8211; vienas geriausi\u0173 paskutiniais m\u0117nesiais. D\u0117l subtilumo. I\u0161 Feisbuko supratau, kad jo daug kas nesuprato :)<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4160 alignnone\" title=\"nietzsche\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/nietzsche.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"381\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ny\u010d\u0117 buvo, Ny\u010d\u0117 k\u0105. Nesupratote \u017eod\u017ei\u0173 \u017eaismo? :)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p>Ilgas, bet vertas \u017ei\u016br\u0117jimo. Pats ting\u0117jau \u017ei\u016br\u0117ti, prisiver\u010diau ir nepasigail\u0117jau. Obamos humoristin\u0117 kalba per oficialius pietus, kurioje jis patvirtina savo gimimo liudijimo tikrum\u0105:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/k8TwRmX6zs4?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u201e<em>I want to make clear to the Fox News table: that was a joke.<\/em>\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p>Jis gyvas!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4165 aligncenter\" title=\"patrickas\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/patrickas.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p>Vaikas bando pasakyti \u201e\u017euvis\u201c:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_1VgJfiZISc?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p>Pamenat i\u0161 praeit\u0173 internet\u0173 k\u016bdik\u012f, besijuokiant\u012f i\u0161 muilo burbul\u0173 ir \u0161uns? \u0160tai dvigubai sul\u0117tinta versija:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xf-axyR2z5w?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Bi\u0161kutuk\u0105 kvyktel\u0117jau :)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p>Viena gra\u017eiai i\u0161pie\u0161ta siena Sidn\u0117juje buvo perda\u017eyta. \u0160tai kas nutiko po jos perda\u017eymo:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/street_art_before_and_after.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4166 aligncenter\" title=\"street_art_before_and_after\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/street_art_before_and_after.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"526\" height=\"535\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Saky\u010diau, reikt\u0173 daug kur taip. Nenori meno, tur\u0117si pimpal\u0105. Ir tik nelyginkit solomono nusimy\u017eim\u0173 su pie\u0161iniu auk\u0161\u010diau, tai labai skirtingi dalykai.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p>Jei pavog\u0117 j\u016bs\u0173 fotoaparat\u0105, svetain\u0117 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stolencamerafinder.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Stolen Camera Finder<\/a> &#8211; kaip tik jums. \u012ekeliate nuotrauk\u0105 ir paie\u0161kos varikliukas ie\u0161ko j\u016bs\u0173 fotoaparatu padaryt\u0173 nuotrauk\u0173 internete (pagal <em>exif <\/em>duomenis). Pliusai: kol kas ribotai, bet veikia. Minusai: dalis fotoaparat\u0173 (ir telefon\u0173) nera\u0161o <em>exif <\/em>duomen\u0173.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p>\u017dinau, kad daug kas nem\u0117gsta \u017ei\u016br\u0117ti trumpametra\u017ei\u0173 animacini\u0173 film\u0173, ypa\u010d internete. Tod\u0117l \u012fd\u0117siu tik jo nuorod\u0105 &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=HhGuXCuDb1U\" target=\"_blank\">Tim Mincin&#8217;s \u201eStorm\u201c<\/a>. N\u0117ra jis ka\u017ekoks stebuklingas, ta\u010diau visai gra\u017eiai eiliuotu siu\u017eetu per 10 minu\u010di\u0173 pasako visk\u0105 apie kelis aktualius dalykus. Visk\u0105. Nuo homeopatini\u0173 vaist\u0173 iki religinio bull\u0161ito. Nuo kvailumo filosofijos iki mokslo ir visatos. O kad a\u0161 taip mok\u0117\u010diau :|<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p>Ateitis jau \u010dia? Atrodo, kad produktas n\u0117ra apgaul\u0117 &#8211; smegen\u0173 bangomis valdomos ausys:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/w06zvM2x_lw?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u012esivaizduojate tokios technologijos galimybes? Lyg tiesiai i\u0161 fantastini\u0173 knyg\u0173.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p>Na ir pabaigai vis\u0173 taip aptariama tema, kuri man beveik ne\u012fdomi. Dimitrijus su\u017eino, kad nu\u0161autas Osama Bin Ladenas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Htt4TX8_WKw?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Prie\u0161 tai: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=gDKoXTEU8Vo\" target=\"_blank\">Dimitrijus su\u017eino, kad \u0161iandien penktadienis<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p>Dar \u017ei\u016brom:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-09\" target=\"_blank\">Penktadienio internetai #09<\/a>;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-10\" target=\"_blank\">Penktadienio internetai #10<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Labai nekantravau sulaukti \u0161i\u0173 penktadienio internet\u0173, nes bais nor\u0117jau pasidalinti \u0161iuo paskutini\u0173 dien\u0173 hitu: Kikenau smarkiai :) \u03c9\u03c9\u03c9 Savait\u0117s hitas: God is d\u016bing n\u016b thang arba Kod\u0117l a\u0161 myliu internet\u0105: \u03c9\u03c9\u03c9 \u0160is paveiksliukas su antra\u0161te apie Ny\u010d\u0119 &#8211; vienas geriausi\u0173 paskutiniais m\u0117nesiais. D\u0117l subtilumo. I\u0161 Feisbuko supratau, kad jo daug kas nesuprato :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[379,377],"tags":[1297,1905,1361,1338,1913,1914,571,1909,183,1298,3295,486,782,932,1792,970,1424,217,1906,1907,1908,1911,1539,1910,227,3296,1793,1912,1420,1422,253,1541],"class_list":["post-4071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internetai","category-linksmiiibes","tag-bajeriai","tag-caption","tag-cha","tag-dievas","tag-dimitrijus","tag-friday","tag-gatves-menas","tag-graffitti","tag-gyvunai","tag-humoras","tag-internetai","tag-internetas","tag-juokai","tag-juokas","tag-juokingi-vaizdeliai","tag-kudikiai","tag-lol","tag-muzika","tag-obama","tag-osama-bin-laden","tag-patrick","tag-pavoge-fotoaparata","tag-penktadienis","tag-piesiniai","tag-pimpalai","tag-religija","tag-rofl","tag-smegenu-bangos","tag-solomon","tag-trololo","tag-vaikai","tag-video"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbFPw-13F","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4071"}],"version-history":[{"count":33,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4071\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4194,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4071\/revisions\/4194"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}