{"id":3973,"date":"2011-04-22T16:01:20","date_gmt":"2011-04-22T13:01:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/?p=3973"},"modified":"2011-04-22T16:01:20","modified_gmt":"2011-04-22T13:01:20","slug":"penktadienio-internetai-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-10\/","title":{"rendered":"penktadienio internetai #10"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4065 aligncenter\" title=\"grassfunny\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/grassfunny.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"614\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p>Daug kas gali numanyti, nuo ko gi prad\u0117sime \u0161iuos internetus: ogi nuo mit\u0173 apie Lietuv\u0105! Tai paskutin\u0117mis savait\u0117mis vis\u0105 lietuvi\u0161k\u0105 internet\u0105 u\u017evald\u0119s humoristinis video:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"480\" height=\"390\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/iJ0LSEWvD-I?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Juokinga \u010dia yra tai, kad yra begal\u0117 \u017emoni\u0173, kurie \u0161iuo video yra labai pasipiktin\u0119. Tai tik dar kart\u0105 \u012frodo, kaip mums tr\u016bksta briti\u0161ko humoro jausmo &#8211; juk pasijuokti i\u0161 sav\u0119s yra pats geriausias dalykas, kok\u012f gali mok\u0117ti \u017emogus :)<\/p>\n<p>Beje, k\u016br\u0117jas pasak\u0117, jog video buvo kurtas priva\u010diam renginiui kaip pok\u0161tas. J\u012f galima pamatyti tik per nuorod\u0105 (nerandamas per paie\u0161k\u0105) &#8211; many\u010diau, kad blogai, nes tok\u012f smag\u0173 dalyk\u0105 reikt\u0173 vie\u0161inti kuo labiau.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong><br \/>\nNELINKSMA (bet visgi svarbu)<\/strong><\/span>:<\/p>\n<p>Ne\u017einau kod\u0117l, bet nor\u0117jau \u012fd\u0117ti dar du Japonijos cunamio video. Ka\u017ekod\u0117l juos vis dar \u017ei\u016briu, tikriausiai noriu nors per plaukel\u012f suprasti baisybes, kurias patyr\u0117 ta \u0161alis. Nesuprantu kod\u0117l, bet mane tie video traukia savo baisumu &#8211; \u010dia tau ne kokia pseudo-dokumentika su \u0161iurpiais klyksmais, o realus ko\u0161maras. Ta\u010diau sukarp\u0119s \u0161\u012f \u012fra\u0161\u0105 pama\u010diau, kad \u010dia tai visi\u0161kai nedera. Tod\u0117l <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">ned\u0117siu<\/span> visgi kit\u0173 pra\u0161ymu \u012fd\u0117siu dvi nuorodas \u012f tikriausiai labiausiai \u0161okiruojan\u010dius ir realisti\u0161kus cunamio video: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ThsY9aMSa40\" target=\"_blank\">pirmas<\/a> ir <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=8vZR0Rq1Rfw\" target=\"_blank\">antras<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong><br \/>\n\u012eDOMU:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Savait\u0117s muzika:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"640\" height=\"390\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/gpdYKamOjUo?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Kaip u\u017ekutenamas pingvinas (nuo 37 sekund\u0117s):<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"640\" height=\"390\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/3wTWWjYTe1I?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong> <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong><br \/>\nLOLOLO xoxoxo:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Vienas linksmesni\u0173 blogeri\u0173 &#8211; Kalafijoras &#8211; registravosi Googl\u0117je ir <a href=\"http:\/\/kalafioras.wordpress.com\/2011\/04\/12\/slaptazodis-%E2%80%93-tai-simboliu-eilute-kuri-leidzia-vartotojams-ieiti-i-kompiuteri-ir-pasiekti-failus-programas-ir-kitus-saltinius\/\" target=\"_blank\">atrado did\u017ei\u0105j\u0105 paslapt\u012f<\/a>:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4050 aligncenter\" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" title=\"slaptazodis\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/slaptazodis.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"48\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Kol visokie durniai politikoje pykstasi d\u0117l tautyb\u0117s, kalbos, diskriminacijos, istorijos ir daro vis\u0105 kit\u0105 kvail\u0105 bull\u0161it\u0105, Mikutavi\u010dius spiria pendel\u012f ir pasi\u0161aipo i\u0161 j\u0173 vis\u0173 perdainuodamas \u201eTris milijonus\u201c :)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"640\" height=\"390\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/NbZ4acO1ZlM?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4048 aligncenter\" title=\"macarena\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/macarena.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"380\" \/><\/p>\n<p>O a\u0161 ka\u017ekada mok\u0117jau visus \u017eod\u017eius!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4047 aligncenter\" title=\"Sorry-kid\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Sorry-kid.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"514\" height=\"541\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Gal ir senas, bet tobula ironija niekada nesensta.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4045 aligncenter\" title=\"i_am_watching_you\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/i_am_watching_you.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"568\" height=\"464\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Mane pri\u010diupo du kartus tokioje pozoje :)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Jei dar nepabodo <em>meme-faces<\/em> (ar jie gali pabosti??) &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/tvshowsmeme.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">amerikieti\u0161k\u0173 serial\u0173 sulyginimas su mem\u0173 veidais<\/a>. Paskutinis, apie Seks\u0105 ir miest\u0105, tiesiog tobulas :)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4046 aligncenter\" title=\"portablewoman\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/portablewoman.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"489\" height=\"377\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Moteros, <em>please, don&#8217;t be mad<\/em>. Atsiklausiau savo moters, sak\u0117: \u201eLeid\u017eiu \u012fd\u0117t. Vienintelis jos minusas, kad neveikia be rozet\u0117s.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>O \u010dia atsveriamasis: kaip maist\u0105 turi ruo\u0161ti TIKRAS VYRAS:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"640\" height=\"390\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/C8Wu3Bps9ic?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Galvojat lengva gyventi, kai brukami tokie stereotipai???\/? :((((<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Galvojau \u012fd\u0117t \u012fdom\u0173 video, kaip <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=GqaadJFpEZk\" target=\"_blank\">keli ispanai sugalvojo apsimesti Justin Bieberiu ir jo apsauginiais<\/a>, bet radau dar geresn\u012f, kaip gerai pavar\u0117 vokie\u010diai:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"480\" height=\"390\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/EuyM0UnBPMY?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Leid\u017eiu t\u0105 klyksm\u0105 be sustojimo, nuostabu klausytis :))) Tod\u0117l negaliu ne\u012fd\u0117ti ir antro Bieberio video: Arnoldas pafilmavo, kas vyko per Bieberio filmo premjer\u0105 Lietuvoje, Forum Cinemas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"640\" height=\"390\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ndlJfg--hAA?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Na ir pabaigai, kad \u0161e\u0161tadienio pagirios tapt\u0173 daug malonesn\u0117s:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"640\" height=\"390\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/gnagemulucw?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Dar \u017ei\u016brom:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-09\" target=\"_blank\">Penktadienio internetai #09<\/a>;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-08\" target=\"_blank\">Penktadienio internetai #08<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9 Daug kas gali numanyti, nuo ko gi prad\u0117sime \u0161iuos internetus: ogi nuo mit\u0173 apie Lietuv\u0105! Tai paskutin\u0117mis savait\u0117mis vis\u0105 lietuvi\u0161k\u0105 internet\u0105 u\u017evald\u0119s humoristinis video: Juokinga \u010dia yra tai, kad yra begal\u0117 \u017emoni\u0173, kurie \u0161iuo video yra labai pasipiktin\u0119. Tai tik dar kart\u0105 \u012frodo, kaip mums tr\u016bksta briti\u0161ko humoro jausmo &#8211; juk pasijuokti i\u0161 sav\u0119s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[379,377],"tags":[971,1496,1297,1361,1778,1870,1779,181,183,1780,782,1495,1871,1631,1367,970,498,962,1424,1869,1866,1450,217,1868,1793,1867,1542,1770,1422,1366,1541,1365],"class_list":["post-3973","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internetai","category-linksmiiibes","tag-babies","tag-baikos","tag-bajeriai","tag-cha","tag-cunamis","tag-demotyvacijos","tag-drebejimas","tag-google","tag-gyvunai","tag-japonija","tag-juokai","tag-juokeliai","tag-juokinga-zole","tag-juokingi-video","tag-justin-bieber","tag-kudikiai","tag-lietuva","tag-lithuania","tag-lol","tag-macarena","tag-meme-faces","tag-moterys","tag-muzika","tag-pingvinas","tag-rofl","tag-stereotipai","tag-troliai","tag-troll","tag-trololo","tag-vaizdeliai","tag-video","tag-vyrai"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbFPw-125","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3973","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3973"}],"version-history":[{"count":32,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3973\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4070,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3973\/revisions\/4070"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3973"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3973"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3973"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}