{"id":375,"date":"2008-02-22T16:22:34","date_gmt":"2008-02-22T14:22:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/pokalbis-autobuse"},"modified":"2008-02-22T16:22:34","modified_gmt":"2008-02-22T14:22:34","slug":"pokalbis-autobuse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/pokalbis-autobuse\/","title":{"rendered":"pokalbis autobuse"},"content":{"rendered":"

Vakar va\u017eiuodamas autobusu namo, nugirdau mergin\u0173 grupel\u0117s pokalb\u012f. Ir prisigaud\u017eiau citat\u0173 (skaityti kaimi\u0161ku akcentu):<\/p>\n

” Band\u017eiau lie\u017euv\u012f i\u0161ki\u0161t, bet snarglys i\u0161lindo…”<\/p>\n

“- A tu i\u0161 kaimo esi? – Neee, a\u0161 i\u0161 Ariogalos!”<\/p>\n

” A buvot kada rentgeno santari\u0161k\u0117se? Tai kap palendi ten, tai kap \u0161iltnamio efekts atrodo…”<\/p>\n

“- Pala, o tu adantaloge nor\u0117jai b\u016bt? – Jo, bet \u017ei\u016briu, kad dantys geltoni…”<\/p>\n

” N\u016b supranti, \u017emogus turi jaust, kiek gali suvalgyt. A\u0161 va \u0161iandien mandarin\u0105 nusipirkau, nu ir jau jau\u010diu, kad daugiau nebegaliu…”<\/p>\n

Daugiau vie\u0161ojo transporto citat\u0173 yra pas mano seser\u012f<\/a>. :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Vakar va\u017eiuodamas autobusu namo, nugirdau mergin\u0173 grupel\u0117s pokalb\u012f. Ir prisigaud\u017eiau citat\u0173 (skaityti kaimi\u0161ku akcentu): ” Band\u017eiau lie\u017euv\u012f i\u0161ki\u0161t, bet snarglys i\u0161lindo…” “- A tu i\u0161 kaimo esi? – Neee, a\u0161 i\u0161 Ariogalos!” ” A buvot kada rentgeno santari\u0161k\u0117se? Tai kap palendi ten, tai kap \u0161iltnamio efekts atrodo…” “- Pala, o tu adantaloge nor\u0117jai b\u016bt? – […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[375],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dayafteryesterday"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbFPw-63","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=375"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8642,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375\/revisions\/8642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}