{"id":3284,"date":"2011-02-11T15:52:40","date_gmt":"2011-02-11T13:52:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/?p=3284"},"modified":"2011-02-14T17:38:54","modified_gmt":"2011-02-14T15:38:54","slug":"penktadienio-internetai-05","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-05\/","title":{"rendered":"penktadienio internetai #05"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Penktadienio penktus internetus prad\u0117siu dviem geromis \u017einiomis, kurias an\u0105 syk\u012f pamir\u0161au prane\u0161ti. Pirmoji nud\u017eiugins kiekvien\u0105: J\u0117zus gyvas! Ir jis yra Keanu Reeves. Nenugin\u010dijamas \u012frodymas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Keanu-Reeves-Is-Jesus.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Keanu-Reeves-Is-Jesus\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Keanu-Reeves-Is-Jesus.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"477\" height=\"637\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p>Antra gera \u017einia! Maiklas D\u017eeksonas gyvas! <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-04\" target=\"_blank\">An\u0105 kart\u0105 su\u017einojome, kad Kurt Cobain gyvas<\/a>, \u0161\u012fkart Maiklas reinkarnavosi \u012f taksist\u0105:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"640\" height=\"390\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/9_DLEysEqSM?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong><br \/>\nRIMTA:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Wikipedios istorija, kasdienyb\u0117 ir tikslai \u017emoni\u0173 kalba ir gra\u017eiais paveiksl\u0117liais (papasakota paties \u012fk\u016br\u0117jo):<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"640\" height=\"390\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/gXD1TRGafQ0?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Kiekvienos pasaulio \u0161alies pavadinimo reik\u0161m\u0117. Lietuvi\u0161kai nesuklydo, tai gal visai nieko (paspaudus d\u0119d\u0119nasi ir matosi visi pavadinimai):<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/what_every_contys_name_means.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"what_every_contys_name_meanss\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/what_every_contys_name_meanss.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"298\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Google ekologi\u0161kas \u012fvaizdis: dar viena superin\u0117 Google id\u0117ja &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/erictric.com\/2011\/01\/22\/genius-marketing-and-good-for-the-environment\/\" target=\"_blank\">\u012f lai\u0161k\u0173, siun\u010diam\u0173 klientams, popieri\u0173 \u012fspausti g\u0117li\u0173 s\u0117kl\u0173<\/a>. Lai\u0161k\u0105 perskaitai ir pasodini \u012f \u017eem\u0119 &#8211; i\u0161dygsta g\u0117lyt\u0117s. Nuostabiai originalu.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Norite i\u0161mokti spar\u010diai spausdinti klaviat\u016bra? V\u0117lgi, tam gali pad\u0117ti labai smagus \u017eaidimas: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.phoboslab.org\/ztype\/\" target=\"_blank\">Z-Type<\/a> (Tur\u0117t\u0173 veikti visose nar\u0161ykl\u0117se. Jei ne &#8211; nu\u0161aukit t\u0105 savo sen\u0105 Exoplorer\u012f :\/ ).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong><br \/>\nWTF:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ma\u017ea adrenalino? :)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"640\" height=\"390\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/3lku-nkRrxc?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u0160it\u0105 tikrai i\u0161bandysiu pirmai progai pasitaikius! Momentinis r\u016bkas prie   -30 Celsijaus:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"480\" height=\"390\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ZGjwe-BCfms?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Li\u016bdniausias savait\u0117s video: mandagus vagis, kuris nebemato kito kelio. \u017diauriai gaila matyti ir gird\u0117ti, kaip jis apgailestauja, bet nebe\u017eino k\u0105 daryti. \u0160iuo metu jis sugautas, jam pareik\u0161ti kaltinimai ir, manau, bus teisingai nubaustas. Pasklidus video internete, atsirado j\u012f atpa\u017einusi\u0173:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"640\" height=\"390\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/R4xL3AjSLvM?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><br \/>\nTROLOLO<\/span>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Troli\u0173 ekonomika arba kaip u\u017edirbti melejard\u0105 peneg\u0173:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/10profit.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"10profit\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/10profit.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Kadangi mano tikra mamyt\u0117 ir kiti \u017emogeliai man\u0119s vis paklausia, \u201ekas tas pie\u0161tas kvailas veidas, kur ant tavo sienos kaba ir \u012f tinklara\u0161t\u012f dedi\u201d, tai reikia supa\u017eindinti su vienu geriausiu to veido atmain\u0173: Troli\u0173 fizika. Teori\u0161kai &#8211; logikos randama, prakti\u0161kai &#8211; idiotizmas. Pavyzd\u017eiui, kaip keliauti aplink pasaul\u012f:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/jumptravel.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"jumptravel\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/jumptravel.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"439\" height=\"561\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Problemyt\u0117s suprasti? (Daugiau <a href=\"http:\/\/trollphysics.tumblr.com\" target=\"_blank\">Troll Physics &#8211; troli\u0173 tumblre<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>O \u010dia tikriausiai \u012fsp\u016bdingiausia paskutiniu metu matyta reklama. \u017di\u016br\u0117jau pla\u010diai i\u0161si\u017eioj\u0119s. Lenkai reklamuoja uber-kiet\u0105 ginkl\u0105:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"480\" height=\"390\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/s6cGf7cXSeM?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/cdn.fd.uproxx.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/LotRgif.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">\u017died\u0173 valdovas ir Durex<\/a>? \u0160ypsen\u0117l\u0117! (gif)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Internetai: <a href=\"http:\/\/theoatmeal.com\/comics\/state_web_winter\" target=\"_blank\">Oatmeal komiksai apie interneto esm\u0119<\/a>. \u017diauriai geri. Ir dar nusisek\u0119 (Tumblr pavyzdys).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Kaip prasid\u0117s tre\u010diasis pasaulinis karas:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wulffmorgenthaler.com\/strip\/2011\/02\/03\/world+war\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3435 aligncenter\" title=\"worldwar\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/worldwar.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"666\" height=\"230\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p>Pabaigai, ypatingai jaukus filmukas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"640\" height=\"390\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/jO3dwUKULOE?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Daugiau sul\u0117tint\u0173 gro\u017ei\u0173 galite rasti <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/TPSFilmStudio#p\/u\" target=\"_blank\">TSPFilm Studio youtube kanale<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p>Dar \u017ei\u016brom:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-01\" target=\"_blank\">Penktadienio internetai #01<\/a>;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-02\" target=\"_blank\">Penktadienio internetai #02<\/a>;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-03\" target=\"_blank\">Penktadienio internetai #03<\/a>;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-04\" target=\"_blank\">Penktadienio internetai #04<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Penktadienio penktus internetus prad\u0117siu dviem geromis \u017einiomis, kurias an\u0105 syk\u012f pamir\u0161au prane\u0161ti. Pirmoji nud\u017eiugins kiekvien\u0105: J\u0117zus gyvas! Ir jis yra Keanu Reeves. Nenugin\u010dijamas \u012frodymas: \u03c9\u03c9\u03c9 Antra gera \u017einia! Maiklas D\u017eeksonas gyvas! An\u0105 kart\u0105 su\u017einojome, kad Kurt Cobain gyvas, \u0161\u012fkart Maiklas reinkarnavosi \u012f taksist\u0105: \u03c9\u03c9\u03c9 RIMTA: Wikipedios istorija, kasdienyb\u0117 ir tikslai \u017emoni\u0173 kalba ir gra\u017eiais paveiksl\u0117liais [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[379,377],"tags":[1502,701,865,1496,1297,1361,1504,170,1500,181,183,1298,486,1507,782,1495,1369,1497,805,1370,1424,892,891,1368,1362,1505,1499,1364,608,1363,674,1506,1501,1445,1423,1422,1366,1498,1444,256,1503,589],"class_list":["post-3284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internetai","category-linksmiiibes","tag-3d","tag-apple","tag-avarijos","tag-baikos","tag-bajeriai","tag-cha","tag-durex","tag-eko","tag-ekologija","tag-google","tag-gyvunai","tag-humoras","tag-internetas","tag-iphone-5","tag-juokai","tag-juokeliai","tag-juokingos-nuorodos","tag-keanu-reeves","tag-lenkai","tag-linksmi-paveiksleliai","tag-lol","tag-maiklas-dzeksonas","tag-michael-jackson","tag-nesamones","tag-nuorodos","tag-oatmeal","tag-pasaulis","tag-paveiksleliai","tag-reklama","tag-reklamos","tag-sniegas","tag-steve-jobs","tag-troll-physics","tag-trolling","tag-trolls","tag-trololo","tag-vaizdeliai","tag-vikipedija","tag-viral","tag-wikipedia","tag-ziedu-valdovas","tag-ziema"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbFPw-QY","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3284"}],"version-history":[{"count":32,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3284\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3458,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3284\/revisions\/3458"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}