{"id":298,"date":"2007-12-23T23:35:06","date_gmt":"2007-12-23T20:35:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/paiesku-frazes"},"modified":"2013-02-06T19:40:18","modified_gmt":"2013-02-06T17:40:18","slug":"paiesku-frazes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/paiesku-frazes\/","title":{"rendered":"paie\u0161k\u0173 fraz\u0117s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kadangi jau \u0161ven\u010diau pirm\u0105j\u0105 savo sukakt\u012f (2 m\u0117nesius), prisiminiau, kad nepara\u0161iau apie vien\u0105 smagiausi\u0173 dalyk\u0173 tinklara\u0161\u010dio statistikoje &#8211; paie\u0161k\u0173 frazes, pagal kurias \u017emon\u0117s pasiekia mano tinklara\u0161t\u012f. Prad\u017eioje ka\u017ekaip neatkreipdavau d\u0117mesio \u012f tuos dalykus, nes buvo ne\u012fdomu, bet v\u0117liau tai pasidar\u0117 vienas smagiausi\u0173 dalyk\u0173, d\u0117l kurio da\u017eniausiai \u012fsijungiu statistik\u0105.<\/p>\n<p>Pagal paie\u0161k\u0105 &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.lt\/search?hl=lt&amp;q=art%C5%ABras+klumbys&amp;btnG=Paie%C5%A1ka&amp;meta=\" target=\"_blank\">art\u016bras klumbys<\/a>&#8221; buvau pirmas, bet dabar pralenk\u0117 naujien\u0173 puslapis. Pagal paie\u0161k\u0105 &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.lt\/search?hl=lt&amp;q=smilgeviciute+ir+skyle&amp;btnG=Paie%C5%A1ka&amp;meta=\" target=\"_blank\">smilgeviciute ir skyle<\/a>&#8221; ir &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.lt\/search?hl=lt&amp;q=povandenines+kronikos&amp;btnG=Paie%C5%A1ka&amp;meta=\" target=\"_blank\">povandenines kronikos<\/a>&#8221; irgi s\u0117d\u017eiu auk\u0161tai. &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.lt\/search?hl=lt&amp;q=sirvydyte&amp;btnG=Paie%C5%A1ka&amp;meta=\" target=\"_blank\">Sirvydyte<\/a>&#8221; &#8211; irgi mano draug\u0117 :) Taip pat &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.lt\/search?hl=lt&amp;q=skype+supernode&amp;btnG=Paie%C5%A1ka&amp;meta=\" target=\"_blank\">skype supernode<\/a>&#8221; ir &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.lt\/search?hl=lt&amp;q=STOMP+Lietuvoje&amp;btnG=Paie%C5%A1ka&amp;meta=\" target=\"_blank\">Stomp Lietuvoje<\/a>&#8221; (pirmas!). Dar kartais mane randa pagal r\u016bkymo frazes ir labai da\u017enai pagal kokius nors &#8220;ra\u0161in\u0117lius&#8221; :) Pagal \u0161ias paie\u0161kas \u012f mano tinklara\u0161t\u012f kasdien ateina de\u0161imtys \u017emoni\u0173. Ne\u017einau, ar gerai u\u017eklystantys skaitytojai (nes kartais palieka nemalonius komentarus), bet ypatingai jie netrukdo.<\/p>\n<p>Taigi, linksmiausia \u0161io \u012fra\u0161o dalis &#8211; labiausiai \u012fsimintinos fraz\u0117s:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>kur galima pamatyti naujauses serialu s<\/em> &#8211; pirmoji u\u017efiksuota keista paie\u0161ka. tikriausiai d\u0117l klaid\u0173 :)<\/li>\n<li><em>parodyk savo papus<\/em> &#8211; nerodysiu!<\/li>\n<li><em>raudonkepurait\u0117s&#8221; interpretacija<\/em> &#8211; a\u0161 ir tokias ra\u0161au? :)<\/li>\n<li><em>ieskau prostitutes darbo<\/em> &#8211; s\u0117km\u0117s, bet \u010dia, deja, nerasi :)<\/li>\n<li><em>kodel pasakas idomu ir siandien skaityti<\/em> &#8211; A\u010cI\u016a. Juk ne viskas, k\u0105 ra\u0161au, yra pasakos! :|<\/li>\n<li><em>grazus zodziai kaip atsiprasyti drauges<\/em> &#8211; vyruti, u\u017ejau\u010diu! Prisidirbai! :)<\/li>\n<li><em>Rasinelis Narkotikai<\/em> &#8211; \u010dia toki\u0173 irgi nerasi.<\/li>\n<li><em>www storuliai<\/em> &#8211; interneto storuliai. He :)<\/li>\n<li><em>rasinys jai as buciau pasaulio valdovas<\/em> &#8211; negi a\u0161 toks atrodau? :))<\/li>\n<li><em>jei sudauziau ekrana<\/em> &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/sudauziau-notebooka\/\" target=\"_blank\">suprantu tavo skausm\u0105<\/a>, likimo brolau :D<\/li>\n<li><em>morgo neatpa\u017einti lavonai<\/em> &#8211; \u010dia \u0161iek tiek \u017eiauru. \u012esivaizdavau ie\u0161kant\u012f \u017emog\u0173&#8230;<\/li>\n<li><em>rukymo metimo instrukcija <\/em>&#8211; kad a\u0161 irgi varganai nesugebu mesti, tai k\u0105 jau \u010dia instrukcijos&#8230;<\/li>\n<li><em>naujieji lietuviai prostitutes<\/em> &#8211; taip, pritariu tau :)<\/li>\n<li><em>raudonkepuraites apranga <\/em>&#8211; vilkas pilkas nebaisus, \u012f pingvin\u0105 pana\u0161us!<\/li>\n<li><em>rasinelis apie tris parsiukus (anglu k.) <\/em>&#8211; apie par\u0161iukus, ir dar angl\u0173 kalba!<\/li>\n<li><em>juodaodziu papai<\/em> &#8211; vaikai, ne\u017ei\u016br\u0117kit pornografijos!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Kartai pamatai, koki\u0173 dalyk\u0173 \u017emon\u0117s ie\u0161ko g\u016bgl\u0117je, ir tai taip prajuokina :) Ai\u0161ku, pagal kai kurias frazes tai nesuprantu, kaip mane randa, nors band\u017eiau keliose paie\u0161kos sistemose.<\/p>\n<p>Tai tiek. Vis daugiau linksmybi\u0173 ra\u0161ant blog\u0105. Ra\u0161ykit ir j\u016bs ;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kadangi jau \u0161ven\u010diau pirm\u0105j\u0105 savo sukakt\u012f (2 m\u0117nesius), prisiminiau, kad nepara\u0161iau apie vien\u0105 smagiausi\u0173 dalyk\u0173 tinklara\u0161\u010dio statistikoje &#8211; paie\u0161k\u0173 frazes, pagal kurias \u017emon\u0117s pasiekia mano tinklara\u0161t\u012f. Prad\u017eioje ka\u017ekaip neatkreipdavau d\u0117mesio \u012f tuos dalykus, nes buvo ne\u012fdomu, bet v\u0117liau tai pasidar\u0117 vienas smagiausi\u0173 dalyk\u0173, d\u0117l kurio da\u017eniausiai \u012fsijungiu statistik\u0105. Pagal paie\u0161k\u0105 &#8220;art\u016bras klumbys&#8221; buvau pirmas, bet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[375,379],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dayafteryesterday","category-internetai"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbFPw-4O","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=298"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8581,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298\/revisions\/8581"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}