{"id":2758,"date":"2010-12-03T15:55:02","date_gmt":"2010-12-03T13:55:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/?p=2758"},"modified":"2011-05-06T23:28:50","modified_gmt":"2011-05-06T20:28:50","slug":"penktadienio-internetai-01","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-01\/","title":{"rendered":"penktadienio internetai #01"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2968 aligncenter\" title=\"jesussausage\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/jesussausage.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"454\" height=\"452\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Seniai nor\u0117jau sukurti rubrik\u0105, kurioj kartais, atsiradus kam nors tinkamam, papublikuo\u010diau visokius internete rastus bajerius, \u012fdomius dalykus ar \u0161iaip ka\u017ek\u0105 i\u0161skirtinio. Vieni tam naudoja <em>tumblr\u0105<\/em>, kiti &#8211; <em>Feisbuk\u0105<\/em>, bet man\u0119s nei viena t\u0173 erdvi\u0173 netraukia. Tad \u017ei\u016br\u0117siu, kaip seksis \u010dia. Ai\u0161ku, visas turinys parinktas labai subjektyviai ir neb\u016btinai visiems bus juokingas ar \u012fdomus :) Prad\u0117sim nuo senesni\u0173:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Visa tiesa apie <a href=\"http:\/\/30.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_l9uru6vCeq1qcfw38o1_500.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Nirvana albumo vir\u0161el\u012f<\/a> (foto)<\/li>\n<li>Tai gal\u0117jo b\u016bti puiki meil\u0117s istorija, prasid\u0117jusi <em>Feisbuke<\/em>:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zUe3sbtqI2Q?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Ig-pZ4OyidY\" target=\"_blank\">Brolis ir sesuo po apsisvaiginimo pas dantist\u0105<\/a>. Jei ka\u017ekada juok\u0117t\u0117s i\u0161 klejojan\u010dio berniuko (is this a real life?), \u0161itas tur\u0117t\u0173 patikti dar labiau. (video)<\/li>\n<li>Taip <a href=\"http:\/\/29.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_l96c78srwL1qzfpevo1_500.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">dantis valosi tikri vyrai<\/a>. (foto)<\/li>\n<li>Justin Bieber&#8217;is<a href=\"http:\/\/27.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_l9awf3zt0U1qz4ucho1_500.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"> ir narcizi\u0161kumo aprai\u0161kos<\/a> :) (foto)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/24.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_l9whcrjBSj1qanb21o1_500.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Where is my f-ing milk<\/a>? (foto)<\/li>\n<li>A\u0161 apsisprend\u017eiau tvirtai &#8211; kai tuoksiuos, nor\u0117siu tokio vestuvi\u0173 video:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/7mwNWOqBaOQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ypatingai stipri socialin\u0117 reklama apie seksualin\u012f vaik\u0173 i\u0161naudojim\u0105:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2956 aligncenter\" title=\"gegenmissbrauch\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/gegenmissbrauch.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"354\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Piratavimas gelbsti storulius:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2957 aligncenter\" title=\"downloadagain\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/downloadagain.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"448\" height=\"469\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Daug kas bus mat\u0119s, bet viena geriausi\u0173 \u0161i\u0173 met\u0173 reklam\u0173: Drama Queen:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CGnfKnfY6EM?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Nei viena moteris niekada nebus visi\u0161kai laiminga:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2958 aligncenter\" title=\"chocolatepenis\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/chocolatepenis.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"267\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/25.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_lbl3768Hk31qanb21o1_400.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Anarchija D. Britanijoje naujovi\u0161kai<\/a>. (foto)<\/li>\n<li>Ilgas geriausi\u0173 mokyklini\u0173 kontrolini\u0173 rinkinys -arba- <a href=\"http:\/\/theforexmom.com\/why-teachers-drink\/?ref=nf\" target=\"_blank\">kod\u0117l mokytojai geria<\/a>. (foto)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/fuckyeahalbuquerque.tumblr.com\/post\/1159540522\" target=\"_blank\">Kaip i\u0161naudoti Feisbuko nuotrauk\u0173 galerijas pornografijai (N-16)<\/a> (foto)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=phcYyDePC34\" target=\"_blank\">Girtas linksmuolis + policininkas + vibratorius<\/a> (N-12). (video)<\/li>\n<li>Kas <a href=\"http:\/\/25.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_lcctjsIB9j1qanb21o1_400.gif\" target=\"_blank\">valdo vyr\u0105<\/a>. (foto)<\/li>\n<li>Penktadienio muzika (tai dar vienas puikus PogoMix sukurtas animacinio filmo remiksas):<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qs1bG6BIYlo?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p>Ir penktadienio <strong>nugal\u0117tojo<\/strong>, suk\u0117lusio stipriausi\u0105 nevaling\u0105 krizenim\u0105, laurai atitenka Slaptai katei:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/4gyR0ZIdoMM?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/p>\n<p>Ir vienas klausimas susidom\u0117jusiems: ar geriau kelti video ir nuotraukas tiesiai \u010dia, ar geriau daryti nuorod\u0173 s\u0105ra\u0161\u0105? Ar mai\u0161ytai, kaip dabar?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seniai nor\u0117jau sukurti rubrik\u0105, kurioj kartais, atsiradus kam nors tinkamam, papublikuo\u010diau visokius internete rastus bajerius, \u012fdomius dalykus ar \u0161iaip ka\u017ek\u0105 i\u0161skirtinio. Vieni tam naudoja tumblr\u0105, kiti &#8211; Feisbuk\u0105, bet man\u0119s nei viena t\u0173 erdvi\u0173 netraukia. Tad \u017ei\u016br\u0117siu, kaip seksis \u010dia. Ai\u0161ku, visas turinys parinktas labai subjektyviai ir neb\u016btinai visiems bus juokingas ar \u012fdomus :) Prad\u0117sim [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[379,377],"tags":[1297,1361,782,1367,656,1368,1362,1364,1363,1366,1365],"class_list":["post-2758","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internetai","category-linksmiiibes","tag-bajeriai","tag-cha","tag-juokai","tag-justin-bieber","tag-kates","tag-nesamones","tag-nuorodos","tag-paveiksleliai","tag-reklamos","tag-vaizdeliai","tag-vyrai"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbFPw-Iu","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2758","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2758"}],"version-history":[{"count":46,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2758\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2981,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2758\/revisions\/2981"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}