{"id":2727,"date":"2010-10-13T18:19:04","date_gmt":"2010-10-13T15:19:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/?p=2727"},"modified":"2010-11-12T16:27:03","modified_gmt":"2010-11-12T14:27:03","slug":"kaip-jie-bando-mane-parurinti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/kaip-jie-bando-mane-parurinti\/","title":{"rendered":"kaip Jie bando mane par\u016brinti"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/BeviltiskasPSD.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2736 aligncenter\" title=\"BeviltiskasPSD\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/BeviltiskasPSD.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"604\" height=\"583\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Rugs\u0117jo prad\u017eioje, paklaus\u0119s vieno pa\u017e\u012fstamo buhalterio, i\u0161si\u0117miau visus turimus pinigus i\u0161 korteli\u0173 ir patraukiau \u012f VMI ai\u0161kintis d\u0117l PSD. Anks\u010diau ar v\u0117liau vis tiek reikt\u0173, o vald\u017eia keistis dar neplanuoja. Dar, be to, kvep\u0117jo \u012fsidarbinimu, tad prisiver\u010diau suvaidinti paskutin\u012f (bent taip tik\u0117jausi) \u0161io absurdo teatro vaidmen\u012f. Nesiskut\u0119s, apsireng\u0119s papras\u010diau, nutais\u0119s kvailok\u0105 min\u0105 ir u\u017ekimus\u012f bals\u0105 patraukiau pas gra\u017ei\u0105 jaun\u0105 mokes\u010di\u0173 \u017einov\u0119. Vaidink nevaidin\u0119s, niekas nuo t\u0173 darbuotoj\u0173 nepriklauso ir jie vykdo tik debili\u0161kus \u012fstatymus. Tod\u0117l gra\u017eiai pabendravom, kartu pasijuok\u0117m, kad reik\u0117s sumok\u0117ti 1000 Lt u\u017e or\u0105, deklaravom mano nulines pajamas, para\u0161iau pra\u0161ym\u0105 pripa\u017einti PSD nepriemok\u0105 bevilti\u0161ka ir gra\u017eiai atsisveikinom.<\/p>\n<p>Kas juokingiausia, galvojau, kad \u201enepriemok\u0105 pripa\u017einti bevilti\u0161ka\u201c rei\u0161kia, kad j\u0105 anuliuos ir bus ramu. Man pa\u017ead\u0117jo, kad komisija per savait\u0119-dvi apsvarstys mane ir paskelbs savo verdikt\u0105. Pasirodo, \u201epripa\u017einti bevilti\u0161ka\u201c, j\u0173 terminais, rei\u0161kia <em>atid\u0117ti<\/em>, kol \u017emogus gaus pinig\u0173 ir galima bus juos i\u0161 jo nulupti :))<\/p>\n<p>Tuomet gavau lai\u0161k\u0105, \u0161it\u0105, kur auk\u0161\u010diau. Paskaitykite tre\u010dios pastraipos ton\u0105. Net nemalonu. I\u0161lauk\u0117, nedar\u0117 sprendimo ir pagaliau, kai gavau darb\u0105, dabar par\u016brins mane :) Negaliu nieko priki\u0161ti &#8211; valstyb\u0117s labui jos darbuotojai dirba puikiai.<\/p>\n<p>I\u0161 ties\u0173 tai man net nepikta. Gal\u0117siu truput\u012f pamaloninti savo ego, kad \u201esu\u0161elpiau valstyb\u0119 u\u017e niek\u0105\u201c :) Pernai buvo pikta, bet tai tikriausiai normali reakcija \u012f tai, jog jokiam \u017emogui nesinori mok\u0117ti u\u017e or\u0105, kai jam peza apie \u201eka\u017ekok\u012f solidarum\u0105\u201c. Dar <a href=\"blog\/prasau-pagalbos-laiskas-seimui-apie-psd-imokas\" target=\"_blank\">tik\u0117jau, jog Seime nes\u0117di vien durniai<\/a> ir \u0161\u012f reikal\u0105 sutvarkys &#8211; bet pasirodo, kad ten tikrai s\u0117di vien debilai ir apmokestino \u017emones atgaline data u\u017e tai, ko jiems nedav\u0117. O i\u0161 ties\u0173, tai surado m\u016bs\u0173 valstyb\u0117s galvos, kaip i\u0161 man\u0119s atsiimti nors dal\u012f to, k\u0105 pernai ir anks\u010diau i\u0161 j\u0173 nusl\u0117piau. \u0160aunuoliai &#8211; jei sugeb\u0117t\u0173 taip i\u0161 vis\u0173 atsiimti, gal visai biud\u017eeto skyli\u0173 nebelikt\u0173 :)) Ai\u0161ku, nesidid\u017eiuoju tuo, kad sl\u0117piau mokes\u010dius, ta\u010diau viskas <em>simple <\/em>&#8211; kitos i\u0161eities nelabai buvo. Ir \u0161iuo metu pateisinu kiekvien\u0105, kuris bando kaip nors i\u0161gyventi sl\u0117pdamas mokes\u010dius ar imdamas vokelius\/ky\u0161ius\/etc.<\/p>\n<p>Bet dar\u00a0 ne viskas, nusprend\u017eiau dar pa\u017eaisti. K\u0105 nuveikiau vakar? Paskambin\u0119s kokiai 15 VMI darbuotoj\u0173 supratau, kad jie visi ten nieko nesupranta, o kai kurie i\u0161vis neverti ten dirbti. Bet vienas pasi\u016bl\u0117 man paprast\u0105 dalyk\u0105, kur\u012f ir padariau: kadangi anks\u010diau Gyventoj\u0173 Registre esu deklarav\u0119s, kad 2009-2010 metais gyvenau Londone, tai patikslinau deklaracij\u0105 ir pa\u017eym\u0117jau, jog nuo 2009 sausio esu i\u0161vyk\u0119s ir man nereikia mok\u0117ti jokio PSD. Kas juokingiausia &#8211; deklaracij\u0105 \u0161iandien patvirtino :)) Negi pavyks i\u0161sisukti?<\/p>\n<p>Tik ka\u017ekaip jau\u010dia mano \u0161irdel\u0117, jog nieko nesigaus. Anks\u010diau ar v\u0117liau ateis komisarai su reksais ir pasakys \u201esusimok\u0117k arba gausi kupron\u201c. Ir dar delspinigius u\u017e ilg\u0105 laikotarp\u012f u\u017ekraus :) Na, bet nerizikuodamas &#8211; negyveni. Nerizikuodamas leidi save vie\u0161ai r\u016brinti ir nuolankiai su tuo sutinki.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rugs\u0117jo prad\u017eioje, paklaus\u0119s vieno pa\u017e\u012fstamo buhalterio, i\u0161si\u0117miau visus turimus pinigus i\u0161 korteli\u0173 ir patraukiau \u012f VMI ai\u0161kintis d\u0117l PSD. Anks\u010diau ar v\u0117liau vis tiek reikt\u0173, o vald\u017eia keistis dar neplanuoja. Dar, be to, kvep\u0117jo \u012fsidarbinimu, tad prisiver\u010diau suvaidinti paskutin\u012f (bent taip tik\u0117jausi) \u0161io absurdo teatro vaidmen\u012f. Nesiskut\u0119s, apsireng\u0119s papras\u010diau, nutais\u0119s kvailok\u0105 min\u0105 ir u\u017ekimus\u012f bals\u0105 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[375],"tags":[1283,1174,1281,409,445,1280,1095,437,1282,712,410],"class_list":["post-2727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dayafteryesterday","tag-deklaravimas","tag-gyvenimas","tag-imokos","tag-mokesciai","tag-politika","tag-privalomasis-sveikatos-draudimas","tag-psd","tag-seimas","tag-skolos","tag-valdzia","tag-vmi"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbFPw-HZ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2727","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2727"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2727\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2833,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2727\/revisions\/2833"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}