{"id":272,"date":"2007-11-30T22:42:35","date_gmt":"2007-11-30T19:42:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/ceko-noriso-kinoteatras"},"modified":"2007-11-30T22:42:35","modified_gmt":"2007-11-30T19:42:35","slug":"ceko-noriso-kinoteatras","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/ceko-noriso-kinoteatras\/","title":{"rendered":"\u010ceko Noriso kinoteatras"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ne, ne, tai ne apie gars\u0173j\u012f <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0106168\/\" target=\"_blank\">Volker\u012f Teksaso reind\u017eer\u012f<\/a>. Tai apie tikr\u0105 <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Chuck_Norris\" target=\"_blank\">Chuck Norris<\/a> kin\u0105, film\u0105 <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0088936\/\" target=\"_blank\">Code of Silence<\/a><\/strong>. Jau nebepa\u017e\u012fstu \u017emogaus, kuris ne\u017einot\u0173 \u010ceko Noriso ir jo <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chucknorrisfacts.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">fakt\u0173<\/a>. Taip, jei tikrai juokingi, nors jau ir atsibod\u0119, ta\u010diau tai buvo vienas geriausi\u0173 \u0161i\u0173 laik\u0173 bajeri\u0173. Ir jis man iki \u0161iol patinka.<\/p>\n<p>O dabar apie film\u0105. Taip, \u010cekas Norisas juokingas, bet \u017emon\u0117s, eikitj\u016bssau koks geras filmas! Jis lenkia vis\u0105 sen\u0105j\u0105 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/find?s=all&amp;q=die+hard&amp;x=0&amp;y=0\" target=\"_blank\">kieto rie\u0161ut\u0117lio trilogij\u0105<\/a> visomis keturiomis! Va toks turi b\u016bti bajavykas, va toks turi b\u016bti TIKRAS veiksmo filmas! Istorija &#8211; labai gera, vaidyba &#8211; labai gera, veiksmo scenos, kovos &#8211; fantastika. Tikras, tvirtas, u\u017egr\u016bdintas <em>oldsk\u016blas <\/em>:)<\/p>\n<p>Ai\u0161ku, kaip apsieisim be juoko: supratau, kod\u0117l Chuck Norris suktukas toks baisus. Kai jis treniravosi su draugu ir spard\u0117 bei trank\u0117 \u012f pir\u0161tines ant draugo rank\u0173, viskas buvo gerai. Bet tada jis padar\u0117 suktuk\u0105, ir draugas sustaug\u0117 i\u0161 skausmo susi\u0117m\u0119s u\u017e rankos. O taaaaip! Roundkick! :) Dar labai patiko, kad kai \u010cekas Norisas trenkia kam nors, tai tam \u017emogui kraujai i\u0161kart pasipila per vis\u0105 veid\u0105, o kai penkiese dau\u017eo \u010cek\u0105 &#8211; pasirodo tik la\u0161elis kraujo. Nenugalimasis policininkas \u010cekas!<\/p>\n<p>Bet i\u0161 ties\u0173, pa\u017ei\u016br\u0117kite visus \u010ceko Noriso filmus, nes jie tikrai neblogi. Pa\u017ei\u016br\u0117kite nors \u0161it\u0105 &#8211; tik ai\u0161ku nusiteikite <em>oldsk\u016bliniam <\/em>bajavykui. Smagus \u017ei\u016br\u0117jimas ir pasitenkinimas garantuotas. Jei ne\u017ei\u016br\u0117site savo noru, \u010cekas Norisas jus privers!<\/p>\n<p>P.S.: radau negird\u0117t\u0105 fakt\u0105: \u010cekas Norisas gali u\u017etrenkti besisukan\u010dias duris&#8230; :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ne, ne, tai ne apie gars\u0173j\u012f Volker\u012f Teksaso reind\u017eer\u012f. Tai apie tikr\u0105 Chuck Norris kin\u0105, film\u0105 Code of Silence. Jau nebepa\u017e\u012fstu \u017emogaus, kuris ne\u017einot\u0173 \u010ceko Noriso ir jo fakt\u0173. Taip, jei tikrai juokingi, nors jau ir atsibod\u0119, ta\u010diau tai buvo vienas geriausi\u0173 \u0161i\u0173 laik\u0173 bajeri\u0173. Ir jis man iki \u0161iol patinka. O dabar apie film\u0105. 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