{"id":270,"date":"2007-11-29T17:19:45","date_gmt":"2007-11-29T14:19:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/92"},"modified":"2007-11-29T17:19:45","modified_gmt":"2007-11-29T14:19:45","slug":"92","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/92\/","title":{"rendered":"prostitutes \u012f dienos \u0161vies\u0105!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Grup\u0117s “Naujieji lietuviai” narys E. B\u017eeskas<\/a> sugalvojo dar vien\u0105 b\u016bd\u0105, kaip u\u017esidirbti pinig\u0173. Kadangi Lietuvos muzikos klausytoj\u0173 jau nebeveikia nei nuogi pilvai, kojos ir papai, o \u012f pagaliau<\/em> nuog\u0105 Zvonk\u0119<\/a> niekas jau net nekreipia d\u0117mesio, \u012f scen\u0105 i\u0161leid\u017eiama… tikr\u0173 prostitu\u010di\u0173 grup\u0117.<\/p>\n

E. B\u017eeskas tikina, kad labai daug skambin\u0117jo ir labai daug toki\u0173 mergai\u010di\u0173 kviet\u0117 \u012f perklaus\u0105. Ir \u0161iaip ne taip jam pavyko surinkti balsingas gatvi\u0173 mergaites, kurios dabar \u012fra\u0161in\u0117ja dainas ir greit lips ant scenos.<\/p>\n

K\u0105 a\u0161 manau?<\/em> Ogi tai, kad Lietuvoje toki\u0173 mergin\u0173 (leli\u0173?) kiek tik nori, kurioms sumok\u0117jus ir pa\u017ead\u0117jus, kad jos bus \u017evaig\u017ed\u0117s, jos apsimes kuo tik reik\u0117s<\/strong> ir sakys k\u0105 tik reikia. Mano nuomone, taip atsitiko ir \u0161\u012fkart – kadangi pop scenoje krizel\u0117, B\u017eeskas sugalvojo nauj\u0105 “\u0161okiruojant\u012f” dalyk\u0105. Sp\u0117ju, kad \u0161is projektas atkreips d\u0117mes\u012f ir susilauks \u0161iokios tokios s\u0117km\u0117s. Surado kaimietuki\u0173, neblogai atrodan\u010di\u0173 mergai\u010di\u0173, pasira\u0161\u0117 “slaptas” sutartis ir pamok\u0117, kaip kalb\u0117ti apie j\u0173 vargan\u0105 gyvenim\u0105 ir sakyti, kad buvo prostitut\u0117s. Taip taip, kuo tikriausios prostitut\u0117s! Pamok\u0117 li\u016bdn\u0173 istorij\u0173 (kurios, beje, vietomis skamb\u0117jo labai juokingai ir ne\u012ftikinamai). \u0160tai viskas ir padaryta! Tada reikia mestelti ger\u0105 reklam\u0105, apsimesti gelb\u0117toju, kuris i\u0161 prostitucijos li\u016bno traukia merginas, ir viskas – pinigai garantuoti.<\/p>\n

Kaip gali b\u016bti?<\/em> Gali b\u016bti, kad jos tikrai buvusios prostitut\u0117s. Neatmetu tokios galimyb\u0117s. Bet vis tiek, id\u0117ja pop scenai ir lauciams jos klausytojams – labai tinkama, pasisekimas tur\u0117t\u0173 b\u016bti didelis. Gal net didesnis u\u017e idio\u010di\u0173 yv\u0173 ir smegen\u0173 neturin\u010di\u0173 “69 pragare”.<\/p>\n

Valio B\u017eeskui, nestokojan\u010diam id\u0117j\u0173, kaip praturtinti ir taip “nuostabi\u0105” Lietuvos muzikos padang\u0119. Bet gal visgi nereikia mums t\u0173 prostitu\u010di\u0173 ant scenos? Juk jau turim muzikin\u0119 prostitut\u0119 <\/a>– ir ji tikrai neblogai groja.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Grup\u0117s “Naujieji lietuviai” narys E. B\u017eeskas sugalvojo dar vien\u0105 b\u016bd\u0105, kaip u\u017esidirbti pinig\u0173. Kadangi Lietuvos muzikos klausytoj\u0173 jau nebeveikia nei nuogi pilvai, kojos ir papai, o \u012f pagaliau nuog\u0105 Zvonk\u0119 niekas jau net nekreipia d\u0117mesio, \u012f scen\u0105 i\u0161leid\u017eiama… tikr\u0173 prostitu\u010di\u0173 grup\u0117. E. B\u017eeskas tikina, kad labai daug skambin\u0117jo ir labai daug toki\u0173 mergai\u010di\u0173 kviet\u0117 \u012f […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[376],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-der-musik"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sbFPw-92","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}