{"id":1148,"date":"2009-07-02T04:36:26","date_gmt":"2009-07-02T01:36:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/?p=1148"},"modified":"2013-02-07T17:47:22","modified_gmt":"2013-02-07T15:47:22","slug":"nesvietiskai-juokinga-ir-teisinga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/nesvietiskai-juokinga-ir-teisinga\/","title":{"rendered":"nesvieti\u0161kai juokinga ir teisinga"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>U\u017etikau interneto padang\u0117se tok\u012f labai neblog\u0105 ironi\u0161k\u0105 pasi\u0161aipym\u0105 i\u0161 krik\u0161\u010dionyb\u0117s. Labai prajuokino. Visos autorin\u0117s teis\u0117s visi\u0161kai priklauso <a href=\"http:\/\/lolgod.blogspot.com\/2009\/06\/im-going-to-create-man-and-woman-with.html\" target=\"_blank\">tinklara\u0161\u010diui LOLgod<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/lolgod1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"374\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Vertimas<\/em>:<br \/>\nA\u0161 sukursiu vyr\u0105 ir moter\u012f su gimt\u0105ja nuod\u0117me. Tada a\u0161 apvaisinsiu moter\u012f savimi, kad gal\u0117\u010diau gimti. Kai jau b\u016bsiu gim\u0119s, nu\u017eudysiu save paaukodamas save pa\u010diam sau. Kad i\u0161gelb\u0117\u010diau jus nuo nuod\u0117m\u0117s, kuriai jus pats pasmerkiau.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/lolgod2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"327\" height=\"327\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Vertimas<\/em>:<br \/>\nKRIK\u0160\u010cIONYB\u0116: Tik\u0117jimas, kad ka\u017ekoks kosminis \u017eyd\u0173 zombis gali suteikti jums am\u017ein\u0105 gyvenim\u0105, jei simboli\u0161kai valgysite jo k\u016bn\u0105 ir telepati\u0161kai jam sakysite, kad pripa\u017e\u012fstate j\u012f savo mokytoju, kad jis gal\u0117t\u0173 i\u0161 j\u016bs\u0173 sielos pa\u0161alinti blogio j\u0117g\u0105, kuri yra visuose \u017emon\u0117se, nes \u0161nekanti gyvat\u0117 \u012ftikino i\u0161 \u0161onkaulio padaryt\u0105 moter\u012f suvalgyti obuol\u012f nuo stebuklingo med\u017eio.<br \/>\nTai visi\u0161kai logi\u0161ka.<\/p>\n<p>P.S.: tikin\u010di\u0173 nesmerkiu ir jie man netrukdo, tai kiekvieno asmeninis reikalas. Smerkiu tik Ba\u017eny\u010di\u0105.<br \/>\nP.P.S.: esu technini\u0173 tekst\u0173 vert\u0117jas, o ne toki\u0173 :) Pataisymus priimu. Gal kas sugalvos \u201eMakes perfect sense\u201c normal\u0173 lietuvi\u0161k\u0105 atitikmen\u012f? :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>U\u017etikau interneto padang\u0117se tok\u012f labai neblog\u0105 ironi\u0161k\u0105 pasi\u0161aipym\u0105 i\u0161 krik\u0161\u010dionyb\u0117s. Labai prajuokino. Visos autorin\u0117s teis\u0117s visi\u0161kai priklauso tinklara\u0161\u010diui LOLgod. Vertimas: A\u0161 sukursiu vyr\u0105 ir moter\u012f su gimt\u0105ja nuod\u0117me. Tada a\u0161 apvaisinsiu moter\u012f savimi, kad gal\u0117\u010diau gimti. Kai jau b\u016bsiu gim\u0119s, nu\u017eudysiu save paaukodamas save pa\u010diam sau. Kad i\u0161gelb\u0117\u010diau jus nuo nuod\u0117m\u0117s, kuriai jus pats pasmerkiau. 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