{"id":10629,"date":"2013-12-06T04:04:29","date_gmt":"2013-12-06T02:04:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/?p=10629"},"modified":"2013-12-06T02:46:38","modified_gmt":"2013-12-06T00:46:38","slug":"penktadienio-internetai-68","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-68\/","title":{"rendered":"penktadienio internetai #68"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Antradien\u012f buvo pinternet\u0173 trej\u0173 met\u0173 jubiliejus. Aplodismentai ir saldainiai internetams. Ta proga sugalvojau patikrint, kok\u012f l\u0117k\u0161t\u0105 humor\u0105 dalindavau pinternetuose anks\u010diau, ir&#8230; supratau, kad jis joks ne l\u0117k\u0161tas. Toks pats geras ir po trej\u0173 met\u0173. Keli atvejai i\u0161 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-01\" target=\"_blank\">pirm\u0173j\u0173 penktadienio internet\u0173<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10753\" alt=\"brush-like-a-man\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/brush-like-a-man.jpg\" width=\"484\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ne\u012ftik\u0117tinai stipri socialin\u0117 reklama:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2956\" alt=\"gegenmissbrauch\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/gegenmissbrauch.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"354\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Matyt viena geriausi\u0173 vis\u0173 laik\u0173 video reklam\u0173:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CGnfKnfY6EM?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>D\u017eentelmenas ir policininkas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/phcYyDePC34?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Nirvana vir\u0161elio i\u0161ai\u0161kinimas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"nirvana-cover-pedobear\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/nirvana-cover-pedobear.jpg\" width=\"350\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ir gan ilgas, bet labai geras &#8211; apsvaig\u0119 vaikai po dant\u0173 taisymo:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Ig-pZ4OyidY?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Tai su jubiliejum visus ir telieka pasid\u017eiaugti, kad geri dalykai ir po trej\u0173 met\u0173 i\u0161lieka gerais.<\/p>\n<p>O dabar &#8211; <strong>fresh stuff<\/strong>! <!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>O mama koks geras:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"zarnas-istampysiu\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/zarnas-istampysiu.jpg\" width=\"466\" height=\"587\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/Dubysa11\/posts\/714997925178436:0\" target=\"_blank\">Kipras<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Savait\u0117s hitas: Redirected (+Vytauto) pavyzdin\u0117 reklama:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/5Uzu58N-Sso?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Man rodos, Tadas Vidmantas vienintelis lietuvis, per par\u0105 galintis surinkti 250k+ per\u017ei\u016br\u0173. J\u0117ga.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=241857322648087\" target=\"_blank\">Joan Cornella<\/a> v\u0117l smogia:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10744\" alt=\"joan-cornella\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/joan-cornella.jpg\" width=\"478\" height=\"676\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Wow.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/EpT9PL8RCw0?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Tekstas gale: <em>Kiekviena diena darbe tokia neb\u016bna. O kiekviena diena mokykloje?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Eskalatoriaus. Atidarymo. \u0160vent\u0117.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10733\" alt=\"big-eskalatoriaus-atidarymas\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/big-eskalatoriaus-atidarymas.jpg\" width=\"649\" height=\"413\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Only in Lithuania. <em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10151831637427358\" target=\"_blank\">Simonas<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>V\u0117l gamtos pamok\u0117l\u0117s:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GDwOi7HpHtQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10732\" alt=\"scissors-handling\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/scissors-handling.png\" width=\"450\" height=\"627\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10151823083826527\" target=\"_blank\">Juozas<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>K\u0105 vilkas sako:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zlEAcy_YkuI?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>ant rypyto<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sakot Ukraina&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10735\" alt=\"ukraine-EU-russia\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/ukraine-EU-russia.gif\" width=\"286\" height=\"237\" \/><\/p>\n<p>ir adaptacija pagal <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10\" target=\"_blank\">garsi\u0105j\u0105 Van Dammo reklam<\/a>\u0105:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"vandamme-obama-putin-janukovich\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/vandamme-obama-putin-janukovich.jpg\" width=\"529\" height=\"659\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hello meteor! Tikra. Discovery. Reklama.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/V3FkmfmwKlQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>1999 metai.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"keep-calm-and-tuti-ta\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/keep-calm-and-tuti-ta.jpg\" width=\"457\" height=\"537\" \/><br \/>\n<em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=448761585230135\" target=\"_blank\">Loreta, Senis ir J\u016bra<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>LOLreta&#8230; ji parodo, kaip internetuose viskas greitai gimsta, ir greitai mir\u0161ta. Tado Vidmanto video pasirod\u0117 vos prie\u0161 dvi savaites, o jis jau atrodo nebeaktualus ir nugyven\u0119s savo am\u017ei\u0173. Bet \u012fmetu, atmin\u010diai:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/HBieAW1fT9s?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><br \/>\n<em>(Originalas pas Vidmant\u0105 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?v=10201049405901750\" target=\"_blank\">\u010dia<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dar LOLretos s\u016bnus i\u0161\u0117jo prav\u0117dinti galv\u0105, o i\u0161 to kilo did\u017eiulis skandalas. Viskas buvo kitaip:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"grauziniene-sunus\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/grauziniene-sunus.jpg\" width=\"366\" height=\"550\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Beje, ta vi\u0161ta d\u0117l neigiamos informacijos savo vaikams kaltina&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.delfi.lt\/news\/daily\/lithuania\/l-grauziniene-prabilo-apie-sunaus-istorija-nenoriu-kad-del-facebooku-kentetu-ir-antras-vaikas.d?id=63457332\" target=\"_blank\">Feisbuk\u0105<\/a>. Bet ne savo politin\u0119 veikl\u0105. Na tikrai LOL.<em> (via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10152109812959289\" target=\"_blank\">Vidas<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ir ai\u0161ku legendinis split&#8217;as:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/YvRFfxiJalU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Palme d&#8217;Or u\u017e re\u017eis\u016br\u0105:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Vjk9iWP72j8?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/182816321757255\/permalink\/629638017075081\/\" target=\"_blank\">Lukas<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tai yra gra\u017eiausias pastarojo meto dalykas internetuose:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/weavesilk.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"weavesilk\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/weavesilk.jpg\" width=\"700\" height=\"312\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/weavesilk.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">weavesilk.com<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tai yra maloniausias ir labiausiai raminantis pastarojo meto dalykas internetuose:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.noisli.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"noisli\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/noisli.jpg\" width=\"725\" height=\"169\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.noisli.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">noisli.com<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kaip nugal\u0117ti k\u016bdik\u012f:<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/mTWfqi3-3qU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Did\u017eiausias ir brangiausias \u0161i\u0173 met\u0173 rebrendingas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10738\" alt=\"maxima-mums-pochui\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/maxima-mums-pochui.jpg\" width=\"530\" height=\"352\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/maxima-mums-pochui.jpg 530w, https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/maxima-mums-pochui-120x80.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Juk kaip sako, &#8220;Maximos nuolaidos rauna stog\u0105&#8221;. <em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10202764489863663\" target=\"_blank\">Goda<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Su logika tikintiesiems visada problemos:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"jesus-taigi-va\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/jesus-taigi-va.jpg\" width=\"359\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=725361170825908\" target=\"_blank\">Raimucka<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nor\u0117jote su\u017einoti, kas yra tikras stereo garsas? Klausykite \u010dia (reikia GER\u0172 ausini\u0173):<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/butthatsabsurd.tumblr.com\/post\/49585655057\/audio_player_iframe\/butthatsabsurd\/tumblr_lev7fzeKLJ1qa5mdz?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fbutthatsabsurd%2F49585655057%2Ftumblr_lev7fzeKLJ1qa5mdz&amp;color=grey&amp;simple=1\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"real-stereo-sound\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/real-stereo-sound.jpg\" width=\"642\" height=\"316\" \/><br \/>\n<em>(spausk\u00a0 \u010dia)<\/em><br \/>\n<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/vytautas.shaltenis\/posts\/10201982723903047\" target=\"_blank\">Vytautas<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Thanks uncle Greg!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/fd1hqcbEuMM?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>U\u017esisakyti <a href=\"http:\/\/ineedahandjob.com\/Handjob\/ORDER_YOUR_HANDJOB.html\" target=\"_blank\">\u010dia<\/a>.<em> (via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/zurbaite\" target=\"_blank\">Giedr\u0117<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Optin\u0117s iliuzijos visada bus mano m\u0117gstama tema:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"optical-ilusion-colors\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/optical-ilusion-colors.gif\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/u\/0\/114082899761977621810\/posts\/ffimdQfQrdx\" target=\"_blank\">Just\u0117<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Man daug kas sak\u0117, kad realyb\u0117j krep\u0161ininkai tu\u0161\u010diagalviai, bet a\u0161 netik\u0117jau. Dabar tikiu:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ZylPjHshvlY?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Geriausi dalykai, kada nors nutik\u0119 LT Feisbukui:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"selas-sustauskas\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/selas-sustauskas.jpg\" width=\"700\" height=\"145\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10152006808470700\" target=\"_blank\">Vytautas<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Truput\u012f sveiko proto. Kai naudojat\u0117s internetais, tur\u0117kite truput\u012f proto ir saugokite save:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/5P_0s1TYpJU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nereikalinga cenz\u016bra:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"pope-censorship\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/pope-censorship.jpg\" width=\"606\" height=\"404\" \/><\/p>\n<p>ir<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"jesus-censorship\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/jesus-censorship.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"488\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10201791528862307\" target=\"_blank\">Giedrius<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u0160tai kas atsitinka, kai graffiti menininkams duodi apleist\u0105 gamykl\u0105 ir nei\u0161senkam\u0105 da\u017e\u0173 kiek\u012f:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Pv-Do30-P8A?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Video monta\u017eas nerealus. U\u017esinor\u0117jau tur\u0117t gamykl\u0105, kuriai prie\u0161 atidarym\u0105 padary\u010diau b\u016btent taip. <em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/basosmozeskojos\" target=\"_blank\">Algimantas<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dar \u017ei\u016brom:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-66\" target=\"_blank\">Penktadienio internetai #66<\/a>;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-67\" target=\"_blank\">Penktadienio internetai #67<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Antradien\u012f buvo pinternet\u0173 trej\u0173 met\u0173 jubiliejus. Aplodismentai ir saldainiai internetams. Ta proga sugalvojau patikrint, kok\u012f l\u0117k\u0161t\u0105 humor\u0105 dalindavau pinternetuose anks\u010diau, ir&#8230; supratau, kad jis joks ne l\u0117k\u0161tas. Toks pats geras ir po trej\u0173 met\u0173. Keli atvejai i\u0161 pirm\u0173j\u0173 penktadienio internet\u0173: Ne\u012ftik\u0117tinai stipri socialin\u0117 reklama: Matyt viena geriausi\u0173 vis\u0173 laik\u0173 video reklam\u0173: D\u017eentelmenas ir policininkas: Nirvana [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":10755,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[379,377],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10629","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-internetai","category-linksmiiibes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/weavesilk.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbFPw-2Lr","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10629","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10629"}],"version-history":[{"count":44,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10629\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10763,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10629\/revisions\/10763"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10755"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}