{"id":7500,"date":"2012-10-26T04:04:37","date_gmt":"2012-10-26T01:04:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/?p=7500"},"modified":"2012-10-26T12:26:07","modified_gmt":"2012-10-26T09:26:07","slug":"penktadienio-internetai-42","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-42\/","title":{"rendered":"penktadienio internetai #42"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Negaliu nepasidalinti koleg\u0173 interne\u0161\u010dik\u0173 d\u017eiaugsmu &#8211; atsinaujino <a href=\"http:\/\/lolz.lt\/\" target=\"_blank\">Lolz.lt<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7726\" title=\"lolz-mustazh\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/lolz-mustazh.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"181\" height=\"71\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Jei internetai pasistengs, tai gali tapti lietuvi\u0161kuoju <a href=\"http:\/\/knowyourmeme.com\" target=\"_blank\">Know your meme<\/a> &#8211; mem\u0173 enciklopedija. To ir tik\u0117kim\u0117s.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nuo paskutini\u0173, rinkimini\u0173 penktadienio internet\u0173 \u012fvyko du svarb\u016bs \u012fvykiai &#8211; i\u0161sirinkom kloun\u0173 vald\u017ei\u0105 ir Baumgartneris <a href=\"http:\/\/www.redbullstratos.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">i\u0161\u0161oko para\u0161iutu i\u0161 beveik kosmoso<\/a> (39 km auk\u0161\u010dio). \u0160iems \u012fvykiams \u0161iandien &#8211; i\u0161skirtinis d\u0117mesys, bet \u0161iek tiek \u017eemiau. Nes pirmiausia &#8211; bendriniai internet\u0173 d\u017eiaugsmai:<\/p>\n<p>Tur\u0117jom savo <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=qQxh900gbGo\" target=\"_blank\">kleck\u0105 ant ledo<\/a>, dabar turim voki\u0161k\u0105:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zd7c5tQCs1I?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>mothafaka fuck ze focking world and mah nu band isi\ufeff called syskyll<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pordodu:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"for-seal\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/for-seal.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"398\" height=\"611\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Jaunieji Lietuvos kino genijai \u017eengia pirm\u0105j\u012f savo \u017eingsn\u012f: <!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RrHZhyn0tNg?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Visi\u0161ka psichodelika.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Anks\u010diau rod\u017eiau TimeLapseLT vyruk\u0173 pirm\u0105j\u012f darb\u0105, dabar &#8211; antrasis, dar puikesnis timelapse video apie Klaip\u0117d\u0105:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/5A1tWwqaOlo?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Kaip jiems ir ra\u0161iau, \u0161ie vyrukai tur\u0117t\u0173 b\u016bti finansuojami Turizmo departamento l\u0117\u0161omis, kad kurt\u0173 vaizdus apie vis\u0105 Lietuv\u0105, ma\u017eus miestelius ir visokias gra\u017eias vietoves.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>KTU d\u0117stytojas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"destytojas-torrentai\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/destytojas-torrentai.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"388\" height=\"229\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Yra nuostabu, kai interneto memus reklamai i\u0161naudoja tinkamai:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/fxyhfiCO_XQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Ir dar kilniam tikslui. +1000 internet\u0173 reklamos k\u016br\u0117jams.<\/p>\n<p>Beje, internetai kaip visada kala \u012f klyn\u0105, ir u\u017ebalsuoja vien\u0105 komentar\u0105 po \u0161ia reklama :)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7717\" title=\"first-world-problems-ad-comment\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/first-world-problems-ad-comment.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"689\" height=\"88\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ir v\u0117l myliu technologijas. K\u0105 noriu dabar padaryti, tai imti ir nupirkti tok\u012f b\u016bsimiems mano ma\u017eame\u010diams vaikams:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/51700038\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" frameborder=\"0\" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>DABAR. Kad augt\u0173 ir i\u0161silavint\u0173 klaus\u0105 pie\u0161dami. Fantastika. Info \u010dia: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.avoka.fr\/portfolio\/dyskograf\/\" target=\"_blank\">Dyskograf<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Labiausiai nuskriaustas vaikas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"adamkus-likimo-nuskriaustas\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/adamkus-likimo-nuskriaustas.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"151\" height=\"379\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10152179383080023&amp;set=a.350183390022.350458.97680375022\" target=\"_blank\">Dansu<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Norvegijos lankytinas objektas, \u201eLaim\u0117s vartai\u201c:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/5gZCjMjoilo?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dar viena puiki Coca-colos reklama:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RDiZOnzajNU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Anigdotas <em>iks d\u0117<\/em>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7731\" title=\"electrolux-masina\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/electrolux-masina.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"635\" height=\"198\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nerealios moter\u0117l\u0117s: ka\u017eikokios Lietuvos rus\u0117s sugalvojo pagerbti Lietuvos kra\u0161t\u0105 ir i\u0161moko (nusi)dainuoti \u201e\u017dem\u0117 Lietuvos\u201c:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/U9ZdevN5Vn0?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u0160aipytis nereikia, betgi u\u017etat kaip smagiai skamba :)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Gird\u0117jau, jog Smoriginas apsinuogino:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7727\" title=\"smoriginas-nuogas\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/smoriginas-nuogas.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"532\" height=\"449\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Visuomet<em> check the background<\/em> (via <a href=\"http:\/\/lolz.lt\/juodoji-gulbe-ir-smoriginas\" target=\"_blank\">lolz.lt<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Atsimenate Nigerijos suk\u010dius ir lietuv\u012f, kuris i\u0161 j\u0173 <a href=\"http:\/\/100dienu.blogspot.com\/2011\/08\/apie-bukus-nigerijos-sukcius-ne-savo.html\" target=\"_blank\">i\u0161si\u0161aip\u0117 ir visaip kitaip sudirbo<\/a>? <em>He&#8217;s back<\/em>. \u0160\u012fkart pagaidino suk\u010di\u0173, s\u0117dint\u012f kal\u0117jime.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7722\" title=\"kalejimo-sukciai-100dienu\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/kalejimo-sukciai-100dienu.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"91\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Visa istorija smulkiai \u010dia: <a href=\"http:\/\/100dienu.blogspot.com\/2012\/10\/kaip-telefoninis-sukcius-is-lukiskiu-uz.html\" target=\"_blank\">Kaip telefoninis suk\u010dius i\u0161 Luki\u0161ki\u0173 u\u017e 3000 lit\u0173 gelb\u0117jo mano neegzistuojan\u010di\u0105 dukr\u0105<\/a>. Verta sugai\u0161ti 10 min. paskaitymui.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/u\/0\/114215413446794240737\/posts\" target=\"_blank\">Aurelijaus Katkevi\u010diaus<\/a> pageidavimu turiu pasidalinti \u0161ituo. Jei kada pritr\u016bks argument\u0173 \u0161nekant su pilie\u010diu, pezan\u010diu \u201eprie ruso buvo geriau\u201c ar ka\u017ek\u0105 pana\u0161aus:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7713\" title=\"russia-no-1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/russia-no-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"563\" height=\"329\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Rusi\u0161kai <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rf-agency.ru\/acn\/reiting_ru.htm\" target=\"_blank\">\u010dia<\/a>, Google Translate <a href=\"http:\/\/translate.google.com\/translate?sl=ru&amp;tl=en&amp;js=n&amp;prev=_t&amp;hl=en&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;layout=2&amp;eotf=1&amp;u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rf-agency.ru%2Facn%2Freiting_ru.htm\" target=\"_blank\">angli\u0161kai \u010dia<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>At\u0117jau pama\u010diau nugal\u0117jau:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7721\" title=\"uztampe-nx-visiskai\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/uztampe-nx-visiskai.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"331\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Vis dar nerimsta pasi\u0161aipymai i\u0161 Apple Maps. \u0160\u012fkart su Betmenu:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/llyq-zyE-wU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I love internet. Video entuziastas sumala 69 virusinius video, kad papasakot\u0173 jums gra\u017ei\u0105 istorij\u0105, kokie internetai (ir \u017emon\u0117s juose) yra nuostab\u016bs:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Ccn3IQrzs-4?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Pa\u017einau prakti\u0161kai visus. O tu?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pereinam prie svarbaus \u012fvykio. Redbull projektas <a href=\"http:\/\/www.redbullstratos.com\" target=\"_blank\">Stratos <\/a>ir pagarba jiems:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"stratos-labadiena\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/stratos-labadiena.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Netikras Baumgartnerio Twitteris pasi\u016blo ger\u0105 id\u0117j\u0105:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"baumgartner-bieber\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/baumgartner-bieber.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"329\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dr\u0105susis Felixas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/stratos-cat.gif\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7691\" title=\"stratos-cat\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/stratos-cat.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"403\" height=\"362\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ricky Gervais, kaip da\u017enai, labai taikliai:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7733\" title=\"ricky-gervais-religinio-stratos\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/ricky-gervais-religinio-stratos.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pavie\u0161intas Baumgartnerio \u0161uolio garso \u012fra\u0161as:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/oD95-QJMiOs?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Viktaras \u017eyno kajp:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"baumgartner-uspaskich\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/baumgartner-uspaskich.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"435\" height=\"652\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Kas nisuprantiate kanteksto, taj Vyktaras t\u016bri vandiens aparat\u0105: <a href=\"http:\/\/kedainietis.balsas.lt\/kedainiu-videogalerija\/kedainietis.lt-video\/v.uspaskich-nepaliauja-stebinti-savo-sugebejimais\/\" target=\"_blank\">nard\u0117 lyg delfinas<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dievui (?) \u012f \u201elang\u0105\u201c:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"baumgartner-football\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/baumgartner-football.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"379\" height=\"260\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>O Leonardas liko ba\u010dkoj?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7728\" title=\"stratos-titanic\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/stratos-titanic.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"467\" height=\"636\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tarprinkiminis etapas!<\/p>\n<p>Jei norite tikrai geros doz\u0117s rinkimini\u0173 bajeri\u0173 &#8211; \u017ei\u016br\u0117kite praeitus <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-41-seimo-rinkimai-2012\" target=\"_blank\">penktadienio rinkiminius internetus<\/a>. \u010cia tik \u0161iek tiek to, kas nutiko po pirmojo rinkim\u0173 turo.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"lithuania-stahp\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/lithuania-stahp.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"619\" height=\"490\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>K\u0105 i\u0161sirinkom, t\u0105 turim:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7712\" title=\"nebalsuok-aciu\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/nebalsuok-aciu.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"403\" height=\"491\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=489152137791102&amp;set=a.486606224712360.108244.465358893503760\" target=\"_blank\">Nebalsuok<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I\u0161kart po pirmojo rinkim\u0173 turo, interviu su Viktoru Uspaskichu apie svarbius valstybinius klausimus:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ZJg_CX2JxEg?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Laim\u0117s k\u016bdikis nelauk\u0117 ir visuomenei pasi\u016bl\u0117 popierin\u012f Viktor\u0105:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"popierinis-viktoras\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/popierinis-viktoras.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"538\" height=\"347\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Atsisi\u0173sti ir i\u0161silankstyti galima i\u0161 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laimeskudikis.lt\/popierinis-viktoras\/\" target=\"_blank\">\u010dia<\/a>. Privalo stov\u0117ti ant kiekvieno stalo, prie vokeli\u0173 \u0161\u016bsnies.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ie\u0161kom teorij\u0173, kod\u0117l taip baig\u0117si pirmas turas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7719\" title=\"ziupsnelis-debilu\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/ziupsnelis-debilu.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"364\" height=\"497\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Viena smagesni\u0173 rinkimin\u0117s nakties akimirk\u0173 (be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/lieciau-venckiene-apie-mergaite-nepasakojo\" target=\"_blank\">apsilankymo pas Venckien\u0119<\/a>): Kazimieras Uoka <a href=\"http:\/\/www.15min.lt\/gallery\/show\/koalicija-uz-lietuva-lietuvoje-laukia-rinkimu-rezultatu-31209\" target=\"_blank\">savo rinkiminiame \u201e\u0161tabe\u201c <\/a>\u017ei\u016bri \u012f telefon\u0105 ir supranta, kad jam pipiec &#8211; ate ate Seimo k\u0117de ir visos seim\u016bno privilegijos:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"uoka-iskrito-is-seimo\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/uoka-iskrito-is-seimo.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"598\" height=\"419\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Dabar netur\u0117s k\u0105 veikti, tai <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/kaip-burzujus-pona-uoka-supykde\" target=\"_blank\">pagaliau gal\u0117s paduoti mane \u012f teism\u0105<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Ta d\u017eiugia marginal\u0173 nepergal\u0117s proga prisiminkime, k\u0105 gi gero ir \u012fdomaus Kazimieras Uoka nuveik\u0117 per visus savo metelius Seime:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7729\" title=\"uoka-narkotikai\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/uoka-narkotikai.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"637\" height=\"473\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ir viskas!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Rimt\u0173 politikos ap\u017evalgininki\u0173 \u012f\u017evalgos apie \u0161iandienin\u0119 politik\u0105:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/niolikines-apie-politika-manodrabuziai.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"niolikines-apie-politika-manodrabuziai\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/niolikines-apie-politika-manodrabuziai.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"538\" height=\"505\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Daugiau \u0161ito briedo <a href=\"http:\/\/www.manodrabuziai.lt\/forumai\/paplepejimai-ivairiomis-temomis\/284851-antras-turas\" target=\"_blank\">manodrabuziai.lt forumuose<\/a>. \u012edomiausia, kad daugumai \u0161i\u0173 \u201eap\u017evalgininki\u0173\u201c ma\u017eiau met\u0173 nei Nepriklausomybei.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Uspaskis \u0161oka Gangnam style:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/viPPVmHUCwk?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pridygo visokiausi\u0173 darbo parcyjos portal\u0173:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7711\" title=\"darbo-parcyja-detalus-planas\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/darbo-parcyja-detalus-planas.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"578\" height=\"289\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Detalus Ykanomikos Generacijos <a href=\"http:\/\/saslykai.lt\/\" target=\"_blank\">planas<\/a>. (Jeigu pablokuot\u0173, yra dar kopija <a href=\"http:\/\/planlitva.dpad.ru\/\" target=\"_blank\">\u010dia<\/a>). Id\u0117ja &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.romneytaxplan.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">i\u0161 JAV<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7718\" title=\"nibalsok-be-dovanos\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/nibalsok-be-dovanos.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"575\" height=\"310\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/uzdirbkrinkimuose.lt\/\" target=\"_blank\">U\u017edirbk rinkimuose<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"uspaskich-dievas\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/uspaskich-dievas.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"641\" height=\"421\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sugalvojau \u010dia ka\u017ekada <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=4671056065067&amp;set=o.150259975018869&amp;type=1\" target=\"_blank\">para\u0161yti sveikinim\u0105 Zuokui<\/a> su tokia pergale rinkimuose:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/zuokas-rinkimai-giggle-p.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"zuokas-rinkimai-giggle\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/zuokas-rinkimai-giggle.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"428\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Zuokas vis dar buvo stilingas ir atra\u0161\u0117 \u201ejaunatvi\u0161kai\u201c. Kai kurios internet\u0173 srov\u0117s netruko pasigauti ir gim\u0117 fraz\u0117s \u012fvaizdinimas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"zuokas-prapisau-rinkimus\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/zuokas-prapisau-rinkimus.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"497\" height=\"332\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ten kur gim\u0117 \u0161is vaizdas, kilo ir <a href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/u\/0\/111243705331722116252\/posts\/6s7VyjjcBW3\" target=\"_blank\">puiki diskusija<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Baisiai \u010dia visi pasipiktino ta reklama, kur ma\u017eamet\u0117 mergait\u0117 keikiasi ir skatina balsuoti u\u017e konservatorius. Na taip, k\u016br\u0117jai klaid\u0105 padar\u0117, kad nurod\u0117 balsuoti u\u017e konservatorius, reik\u0117jo palikti be partijos pavadinimo, vaik\u0173 agitacijai naudoti negalima&#8230; Bet kuriuo atveju, reklama yra skoninga ir juokinga. Radau j\u0105 nukopijuot\u0105 \u010dia:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PGhjk9IAiCw?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Mane tai ji ve\u017ea. Juokingiausia buvo, kai pasipiktino tie, kurie Garliavos mergait\u0117s nuotraukas, gyvenim\u0105 ir visas asmeninio gyvenimo smulkmenas vie\u0161ino kiek tik gal\u0117jo ir kniso jai prot\u0105 savo nes\u0105mon\u0117mis :) O \u0161tai puol\u0117 r\u016bpintis vienos nepa\u017e\u012fstamos mergait\u0117s likimu. Hipokritai. Vaikai dar ne taip mokykloje pasikeikia, prasivalykite akis.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Atsakymas, ar Lietuvoje kils algos:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/oEf6_WXWDOc?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Toks vienas \u0160ar\u016bnas u\u017efiksavo savait\u0117s b\u0117gyje pasikeitusi\u0105 Viktoro reklam\u0105:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"lyderis-apatinia-reklama\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/lyderis-apatinia-reklama.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"301\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Internetai nemiega ir sureaguoja:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"lyderis-apatiniai\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/lyderis-apatiniai.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"506\" height=\"413\" \/><br \/>\n<em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/ordogr\" target=\"_blank\">Ordog<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sekmadien\u012f atsine\u0161k tu\u0161inuk\u0105. Dar geriau &#8211; anglies gabal\u0105, tu, neandartalieti:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"rinkimai-isnykstantis-rasalas\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/rinkimai-isnykstantis-rasalas.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"404\" height=\"180\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Daugiau klejoni\u0173 &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/TatjanaZgunova\" target=\"_blank\">Tatjanos FB profilyje<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ir pabaigai &#8211; kad diena jums b\u016bt\u0173 linksmesn\u0117, WTF momentai (\u017ei\u016br\u0117dami per daug nei\u0161si\u017eiokite, keistai kolegoms atrodysite):<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/8g2ArhHlyyk?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dar \u017ei\u016brom:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-40\" target=\"_blank\">Penktadienio internetai #40<\/a>;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-41-seimo-rinkimai-2012\" target=\"_blank\">Penktadienio internetai #41: Seimo rinkimai 2012<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Negaliu nepasidalinti koleg\u0173 interne\u0161\u010dik\u0173 d\u017eiaugsmu &#8211; atsinaujino Lolz.lt! Jei internetai pasistengs, tai gali tapti lietuvi\u0161kuoju Know your meme &#8211; mem\u0173 enciklopedija. To ir tik\u0117kim\u0117s. \u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9 Nuo paskutini\u0173, rinkimini\u0173 penktadienio internet\u0173 \u012fvyko du svarb\u016bs \u012fvykiai &#8211; i\u0161sirinkom kloun\u0173 vald\u017ei\u0105 ir Baumgartneris i\u0161\u0161oko para\u0161iutu i\u0161 beveik kosmoso (39 km auk\u0161\u010dio). \u0160iems \u012fvykiams \u0161iandien &#8211; i\u0161skirtinis d\u0117mesys, bet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[379,377],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internetai","category-linksmiiibes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbFPw-1WY","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7500"}],"version-history":[{"count":54,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7500\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7736,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7500\/revisions\/7736"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}