{"id":6591,"date":"2012-06-15T03:03:26","date_gmt":"2012-06-15T00:03:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/?p=6591"},"modified":"2012-06-15T02:33:17","modified_gmt":"2012-06-14T23:33:17","slug":"penktadienio-internetai-34","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-34\/","title":{"rendered":"penktadienio internetai #34: the birth of the musta\u017e-man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kiek daug visko \u012fvyko&#8230; Net ne\u017einau nuo ko prad\u0117ti, tai prad\u0117siu nuo savimylos. Nes ne\u017emoni\u0161kai d\u017eiaugiuosi. \u012edirbis internetuose pagaliau atsipirko: tapau memu. Viskas prasid\u0117jo tada, kai draugams \u012fk\u0117liau nuotrauk\u0105 i\u0161 pasibuvimo kaime, \u0161iaip sau, be jokio tikslo:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mustazh-man.tumblr.com\/post\/25031767438\/mustazh-man\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6661\" title=\"creepy-mustazh-man\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/creepy-mustazh-man.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"578\" height=\"334\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Priera\u0161as buvo paprastas: <em>creepy musta\u017e-man is watching you<\/em>. Tiesiog linksma nuotrauka. Bet gavosi taip, kad u\u017evadinimas Google+ \u017emon\u0117ms patiko ir prad\u0117jo l\u012fsti vienas po kito <a href=\"http:\/\/mustazh-man.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><em>musta\u017e-man<\/em> monta\u017eai<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/mustazh-man-snipiskes.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6666\" title=\"mustazh-man-snipiskes\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/mustazh-man-snipiskes.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"373\" height=\"235\" \/><\/a>.<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/mustazh-man-waldo.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6667\" title=\"mustazh-man-waldo\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/mustazh-man-waldo.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"314\" height=\"235\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/mustazh-man-kunigai.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6665\" title=\"mustazh-man-kunigai\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/mustazh-man-kunigai.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"332\" height=\"274\" \/><\/a>.<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/mustazh-man-kedys.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6664\" title=\"mustazh-man-kedys\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/mustazh-man-kedys.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"274\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/mustazh-man-degaline.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6662\" title=\"mustazh-man-degaline\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/mustazh-man-degaline.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"378\" height=\"290\" \/><\/a>.<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/mustazh-man-dm.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6663\" title=\"mustazh-man-dm\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/mustazh-man-dm.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"285\" height=\"285\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/mustazh-man-dm.jpg 277w, https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/mustazh-man-dm-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 285px) 100vw, 285px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Tapti memu neu\u017etenka. Memas turi vystytis ir pl\u0117stis. Dabar &#8211; j\u016bs\u0173 galimyb\u0117 pasi\u0161aipyti i\u0161 Klecko! <a href=\"http:\/\/mustazh-man.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Musta\u017e-man monta\u017e\u0173 kolekcija<\/a> duos jums \u012fkv\u0117pimo, o pasi\u017ei\u016br\u0117j\u0119 eikit ir \u012fd\u0117kit savo musta\u017e\u0105. \u0160ablon\u0105 rasite ten pat. Pirmyn, internetai jums pad\u0117kos! Platinam!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Atsirado Lietuvos padang\u0117je ka\u017eikokie tai <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pistonai\" target=\"_blank\">Pistonai<\/a>, pa\u017ead\u0117j\u0119 sukurti 25 \u012fgarsintus video. Kol kas suk\u016br\u0117 4. J\u016bs\u0173 d\u0117mesiui, juos labiausiai i\u0161garsin\u0119s video: <!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wUE0deM7xQY?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Dar negaliu ne\u012fd\u0117ti ir \u0161eicho pedrylos, nuo kurio visiems pi**ec:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/B1HwP9tI_Z4?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>Laikinkit<\/em> j\u0173 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pistonai\" target=\"_blank\">Feisbuk\u0105<\/a> ir d\u017eiaukit\u0117s ka\u017ekuo ga\u0161liai netradici\u0161ku :)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Jeigu \u0161iandien jau\u010diat\u0117s pasimet\u0119, \u0161is dramati\u0161kas video t\u0105 jausm\u0105 tik sustiprins:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/aLNDZxoNTVI?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Bir\u017eelio 4 nuo \u0161irdies sm\u016bgio <a href=\"http:\/\/en.ria.ru\/world\/20120604\/173831212.html\" target=\"_blank\">mir\u0117<\/a> 77 met\u0173 am\u017eiaus rus\u0173 dainininkas Eduard Khil. Labiau \u0161is dainininkas buvo \u017einomas kaip Trololo Guy. Galima juoktis, jog jo video nes\u0105mon\u0117, jog jos i\u0161populiar\u0117jimas &#8211; absurdas, bet negalima paneigti, jog \u0161ios dainos atgimimas 2009 metais dalinai pakeit\u0117 internet\u0105 ir suteik\u0117 linksmajai interneto daliai ne tik veid\u0105, bet ir dar labiau sustiprino pasaulin\u0117s interneto bendruomen\u0117s ry\u0161\u012f, kur\u012f kitaip galima pavadinti \u201eatpa\u017e\u012fstu sav\u0105\u201c.<\/p>\n<p>T.I.P (troll in peace), Eduardai:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/oavMtUWDBTM?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Beje, i\u0161 ties\u0173 daina tur\u0117jo vadintis \u201eA\u0161 labai laimingas pagaliau gr\u012f\u017edamas namo\u201c ir buvo apie kauboj\u0173, ant \u017eirgo jojant\u012f \u012f savo ran\u010d\u0105. Ta\u010diau daina asocijavosi su JAV gyvenimo stiliumi, tod\u0117l Soviet\u0173 s\u0105jungoje buvo u\u017edrausta. Beje, sklando ir kita versija, jog i\u0161 ties\u0173 daina buvo para\u0161yta jos kompozitoriui susigin\u010dijus su draugu, jog kompozitorius n\u0117ra tokia svarbi dainos dalis kaip \u017eod\u017eiai. Tod\u0117l buvo sukurta daina be \u017eod\u017ei\u0173. Tiesos niekas gal ir nesu\u017einos, ta\u010diau \u0161ios dainos tapimas memu pad\u0117jo Eduardui Khil v\u0117l i\u0161gars\u0117ti ir jis iki savo mirties aktyviai koncertavo ir u\u017esi\u0117m\u0117 \u012fvairia veikla. Buvo smagu, a\u010di\u016b, Eduardai. T.I.P.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Negaliu nustot krizenti:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6660\" title=\"first-world-gay-problems\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/first-world-gay-problems.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"442\" height=\"689\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dar labiau negaliu nustot krizenti &#8211; kalakutai u\u017esiima dubstep&#8217;u:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WIv-qsH40m0?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tolimesn\u0117je vizualizacijoje yra galb\u016bt daliai j\u016bs\u0173 jau matytas \u017dem\u0117s dyd\u017eio ir joje esan\u010dio vandens kiekio palyginimas. Kai pirm\u0105 kart\u0105 pama\u010diau \u0161i\u0105 vizualizacij\u0105, mano smegenys sunkiai sugeb\u0117jo apdoroti informacij\u0105, kiek nerealiai ma\u017eai vandens yra m\u016bs\u0173 planetoje.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thefabweb.com\/44360\/30-best-space-pictures-of-the-week-may-23rd-to-may-30th-2012\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6671\" title=\"water-on-earth\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/water-on-earth.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"525\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ta\u010diau v\u0117liau <a href=\"http:\/\/thefabweb.com\/44360\/30-best-space-pictures-of-the-week-may-23rd-to-may-30th-2012\/\" target=\"_blank\">u\u017etikau<\/a> vizualizacijos papildym\u0105 &#8211; \u0161alia prid\u0117t\u0105 Jupiterio palydovo Europos vizualizacij\u0105 su jos vandens kiekiu. B\u016bsima \u017emoni\u0173 planeta? B\u0117da tik ta, jog ten plynas ledas su po juo esan\u010diu vandenynu, o bendras gylis varijuoja nuo 80 iki 170 kilometr\u0173.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Negaliu \u0161iek tiek negr\u012f\u017eti prie kedofilijos :)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6672\" title=\"kedofilai-gaypride\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/kedofilai-gaypride.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"455\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Labai geras Facebook puslapis \u201e<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pages\/Idiot%C5%B3-Klonio-gatv%C4%97je-dienora%C5%A1tis\/197209597068063\" target=\"_blank\">Idiot\u0173 Klonio gatv\u0117je dienora\u0161tis<\/a>\u201c suorganizavo monta\u017e\u0173 konkurs\u0105. Geriausias rezultatas &#8211; \u0161itas, o j\u0173 puslapyje &#8211; daugiau.<\/p>\n<p>Antras egzempliorius &#8211; \u201ema\u017eas vabal\u0117lis\u201c skaito poezij\u0105:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XRG_GiKDAwM?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Kol kas tiek :)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Geriausia Lietuvos reklamos agent\u016bra suk\u016br\u0117 nauj\u0105 reklam\u0105 BMW:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/NHORmxymGd8?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Progresas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6678\" title=\"progress\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/progress.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"330\" height=\"750\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ka\u017ekur u\u017estrigome, ne?<\/p>\n<p><em>P.S.: baikite klied\u0117ti apie \u0161io mal\u016bnsparnio baisum\u0105 ir nehumani\u0161kum\u0105 ir nekelkite bang\u0173. Ka\u017ekod\u0117l pro de\u0161imtis i\u0161kam\u0161\u0173 visokiuose pastatuose praeinate ramiai ir net nepasukate galvos. Hipokritai.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Piet\u0173 Amerikos <em>kokakolai<\/em> suk\u016br\u0117 nauj\u0105 reklamin\u012f klip\u0105, kuriame  rodomos i\u0161traukos i\u0161 apsaugos kamer\u0173 \u012fra\u0161\u0173. Tik \u0161\u012fkart, ne taip  kaip \u012fprasta, teigiamos i\u0161traukos:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/auNSrt-QOhw?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kieno ilgesnis?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6685\" title=\"hitler-stalin-mao-god\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/hitler-stalin-mao-god.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"433\" height=\"184\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Paaukokite 12 minu\u010di\u0173, jeigu norite atrasti tikr\u0105j\u012f internet\u0173 centr\u0105. Youtube Haiku rinkinys Nr.1:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zUnVLELDzzI?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Jau laukiu ir tolimesni\u0173. Tik a\u0161aras nusi\u0161luostysiu :))<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Praeituose internetuose rod\u017eiau puik\u0173 pasipir\u0161im\u0105 baga\u017ein\u0117je (kur\u012f, ai\u0161ku, nukopijavo nuo man\u0119s), at\u0117jo laikas atsirasti ir parodijai:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ipeJzqWKbYU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Jei ne\u017einojote bir\u017eelio 6 \u012fvyko retas ir i\u0161skirtinis \u0161imtme\u010dio \u012fvykis  &#8211; Venera praskriejo tarp \u017dem\u0117s ir Saul\u0117s. \u010cia palydovo padaryta  nuotrauka:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"venus-sun\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/venus-sun.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>NASA matyt niekada netur\u0117jo ir netur\u0117s geresnio vie\u0161\u0173j\u0173 ry\u0161i\u0173 kalb\u0117tojo kaip Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Prie jo kalb\u0173 prid\u0117k gra\u017ei\u0173 vaizd\u0173 ir gra\u017ei\u0105 muzik\u0105 ir gausi \u012fkvepian\u010dius ir \u0161iurpuliukus sukelian\u010dius video. Anks\u010diau jau d\u0117jau, dedu nauj\u0105 dal\u012f:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BFO2usVjfQc?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kol kas geriausia 2012 UEFA futbolo \u010dempionato nuotrauka:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6691\" title=\"uefa2012-dance\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/uefa2012-dance.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"558\" height=\"340\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Penktadienio pamok\u0117l\u0117s. Tokias reikt\u0173 rodyti visokiems nupezusiems   nacionalistams, rasistams ir kitokiems <em>heiteriams<\/em>, nes \u010dia faktais   \u0161nekama apie tai, kad visus pasaulio \u017emones sieja giminyst\u0117s ry\u0161iai.   Vidurys \u0161iek tiek nuobodesnis, bet vis tiek labai \u012fdomu su\u017einoti, kad   Nepoleonas ar J\u0117bus yra tavo gimin\u0117:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BhtgINeaJWg?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Na ir pabaigai, meditacin\u0117s melodijos sunkiam \u0161e\u0161tadienio rytui (nuo 30 sekund\u0117s):<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/tJSQFzw1pEE?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>via <a href=\"http:\/\/pukomuko.lt\/post\/24534388757\/peter-serafinowicz-dalek-relaxation-tape-from\" target=\"_blank\">pkmk<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dar \u017ei\u016brom:<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-32-uzduok-klausima-stankunaitei\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\nPenktadienio internetai #32: u\u017eduok klausim\u0105 Stank\u016bnaitei<\/a>;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-33\" target=\"_blank\">Penktadienio internetai #33<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kiek daug visko \u012fvyko&#8230; Net ne\u017einau nuo ko prad\u0117ti, tai prad\u0117siu nuo savimylos. Nes ne\u017emoni\u0161kai d\u017eiaugiuosi. \u012edirbis internetuose pagaliau atsipirko: tapau memu. Viskas prasid\u0117jo tada, kai draugams \u012fk\u0117liau nuotrauk\u0105 i\u0161 pasibuvimo kaime, \u0161iaip sau, be jokio tikslo: Priera\u0161as buvo paprastas: creepy musta\u017e-man is watching you. Tiesiog linksma nuotrauka. Bet gavosi taip, kad u\u017evadinimas Google+ \u017emon\u0117ms [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[379,377],"tags":[1496,1297,1361,972,2553,2815,1449,1151,1242,1298,1794,1792,1631,2675,2823,2826,1370,1424,2253,2187,1316,2816,2819,2817,2820,2818,2824,1793,1635,1422,2814,2825,2822,2821,2827,1720],"class_list":["post-6591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internetai","category-linksmiiibes","tag-baikos","tag-bajeriai","tag-cha","tag-debilai","tag-dubstep","tag-eduard-khil","tag-futbolas","tag-grazulis","tag-hitleris","tag-humoras","tag-juokinga","tag-juokingi-vaizdeliai","tag-juokingi-video","tag-kedofilai","tag-klecko-memas","tag-kuolys","tag-linksmi-paveiksleliai","tag-lol","tag-memai","tag-memas","tag-meme","tag-mustaz-man","tag-mustazai","tag-mustazh-man","tag-mustazman","tag-mustazu-vyras","tag-pistonai","tag-rofl","tag-saule","tag-trololo","tag-trololo-guy","tag-uoka","tag-usai","tag-usuotasis","tag-veneros-tranzitas","tag-zeme"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbFPw-1Ij","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6591"}],"version-history":[{"count":37,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6591\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6695,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6591\/revisions\/6695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}