{"id":5854,"date":"2012-03-02T10:35:02","date_gmt":"2012-03-02T08:35:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/?p=5854"},"modified":"2012-03-02T10:36:07","modified_gmt":"2012-03-02T08:36:07","slug":"penktadienio-internetai-26","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-26\/","title":{"rendered":"penktadienio internetai #26"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=3220026430233&amp;set=a.1776001330508.2101032.1553600102&amp;type=1\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5909\" title=\"fb-laikai\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/fb-laikai.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"431\" height=\"154\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Kadangi Feisbuke pasiekiau savo asmenin\u012f rekord\u0105 (gi <em>like&#8217;ai<\/em> yra svarbiausias \u012fvertinimo rodiklis gyvenime!), tai visas mano ego apsipatenkino ir aptingau ra\u0161yti ka\u017ek\u0105 \u010dia. O \u0161iaip retais paskutiniais penktadienio internetais sk\u0173stis galite mano darbovietei :)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Aktualiausias juodas humoras i\u0161 Lietuvos:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5910\" title=\"kazimierabrainchallenge\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/kazimierabrainchallenge.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"591\" height=\"351\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Taip tobulai sukalti trololo gali tik Kazimieros Prunskien\u0117s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pipedija.com\/index.php\/M%C4%97m%C4%97\" target=\"_blank\">m\u0117m\u0117s<\/a> FB draugai&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Jau gird\u0117jote, kad tokia menkos vert\u0117s aktor\u0117 Egl\u0117 Jackait\u0117 mu\u017eiki\u0161kai <a href=\"http:\/\/super.lrytas.lt\/-13294403671327816428-e-jackait%C4%97-mano-vaikai-lietuvoje-negyvens.htm\" target=\"_blank\">pasisak\u0117 apie Lietuv\u0105<\/a>, o internetai sugalvojo, kad gi galima tuo pasinaudot. Troliai susirinko, net <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/329949603714217\" target=\"_blank\">Feisbuk\u0117 linko<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5911\" title=\"jackaiterusai\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/jackaiterusai.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"594\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Taip pritrololinom, jog apie tai ne tik pus\u0117 \u201e\u017einiasklaidos\u201c para\u0161\u0117, pati Jackait\u0117 priburb\u0117jo, pramogin\u0117s laidos prirod\u0117, bet netgi visokie <a href=\"http:\/\/news.rambler.ru\/12914830\/\" target=\"_blank\">Did\u017eiosios T\u0117vyn\u0117s pakalikai para\u0161in\u0117ti nepating\u0117jo<\/a>. Stiprus a\u017eiota\u017eas, ir tik d\u0117l paprasto bajerio. Taip ir toliau :)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kosta Rikoje buvo pasteb\u0117tas supermenas: <!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/yq3DRaqMl3E?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Savai\u010di\u0173 lietuvi\u0161k\u0173 internet\u0173 nugal\u0117tojas: <a href=\"http:\/\/siuskbybi.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Bybi\u0173 siuntimo paslaugos profesionalams<\/a>. Vien ko vertas am\u017eiaus cenzo patikrinimas&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Tik keista, kad labai jau ma\u017eai siuntini\u0173 gavau&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Savai\u010di\u0173, m\u0117nesi\u0173, nepamatuojamas laiku atradimas. <a href=\"http:\/\/theshapeofamother.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Shape of a Mother<\/a>.  I\u0161 esm\u0117s \u0161i svetain\u0117 skirta gimdan\u010dioms\/pagimd\u017eiusioms moterims, kuri\u0173  gimdymas buvo komplikuotas, pogimdyvin\u0117 fizin\u0117 b\u016bsena j\u0173 netenkina,  atsitiko kokia nelaim\u0117 ir pan. \u010cia moterys suranda viena kitos  istorijas, dalinasi savo ir bendrais i\u0161gyvenimas ir t.t. Bet! Yra  didelis bet. Manau, kad \u0161i svetain\u0117 yra tobulai tinkanti vyrams, kuri\u0173  moterys laukiasi vaiko. \u010cia galima pamatyti, kaip galimai atrodys tavo  moterys po gimdymo, kaip gali deformuotis jos k\u016bnas, kaip gali dingti  visas patrauklumas. Ir, manau, kiekvieno normalaus vyro pareiga yra  pasiruo\u0161ti tokiems dalykams, kad visada b\u016bt\u0173 motyvuojantis ramstis  pergyvenant visokias b\u0117das. Taigi, brang\u016bs vyrai, jei norite vaik\u0173,  \u0161vieskim\u0117s. <a href=\"http:\/\/theshapeofamother.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Shape of a Mother<\/a>. A\u010di\u016b Mildai.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u0160tai k\u0105 a\u0161 manau apie visoki\u0173 Whitney Houston ir pan. mirtis ir a\u017eiota\u017e\u0105 po to:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/flugveikur.blogspot.com\/2012\/02\/eitthva-22.html\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5912\" title=\"Fame\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Fame.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"574\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Geras garso takelis gali pataisyti bet kok\u012f vaizd\u0105:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/OxeMPMTdXmE?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Vakar\u0173 Australijos technologij\u0173 universitetas papra\u0161\u0117 dviej\u0173 komik\u0173 sukurti reklam\u0105. Gaila, nematysite mano WTF i\u0161rai\u0161kos \u017ei\u016brint \u0161\u012f video :)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/4Am7oKBD3PU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pica, kuri savo pati pjausto:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5913\" title=\"emopica\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/emopica.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"448\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tiesiog, su daug garso:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">    <iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/16700057\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" frameborder=\"0\" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Niekaip neapsisprend\u017eiu, ar \u0161is video &#8211; Tikroji Snoro \u017elugimo prie\u017eastis &#8211; man juokingas ar ne. Gal labiau \u012f \u201ene\u201c pus\u0119. Bet kuriuo atveju daug kam patiks, o ir pagirti u\u017e m\u0117ginimus tikrai galima:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CDOW8H6iVzQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Vien smagu tai, kad penktadienio internetuose lietuvi\u0161ko turinio &#8211; vis daugiau. Augame.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Paslaugus vyrukas gatv\u0117je:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/24uTb6jEs_g?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Jei dar neu\u017emat\u0117te, T.\u0116.T.\u0116. apdovanojim\u0173 laureat\u0173 Mandragoros narys per daug i\u0161g\u0117r\u0117, nepam\u0105st\u0117 ir pam\u0117gino <em>stagedive&#8217;inti<\/em> (\u0161okti nuo scenos) ant fotograf\u0173 ir jaun\u0173 mergai\u010di\u0173:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Z4hB562aEDk?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Juokingiausia \u0161iame video ne jo \u0161uolis. Juokingiausia &#8211; vis\u0173 veidai :)))<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Na ir jeigu dar nepabodo ir labai norite papildomo p\u0119\u0119no &#8211; ir ne\u017einote, kas yra keliamieji metai &#8211; \u0161iek tiek mokslin\u0117s informacijos vaizd\u017eiai:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xX96xng7sAE?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dar \u017ei\u016brom:<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-24\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\nPenktadienio internetai #24<\/a>;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-25\" target=\"_blank\">Penktadienio internetai #25<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kadangi Feisbuke pasiekiau savo asmenin\u012f rekord\u0105 (gi like&#8217;ai yra svarbiausias \u012fvertinimo rodiklis gyvenime!), tai visas mano ego apsipatenkino ir aptingau ra\u0161yti ka\u017ek\u0105 \u010dia. O \u0161iaip retais paskutiniais penktadienio internetais sk\u0173stis galite mano darbovietei :) \u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9 Aktualiausias juodas humoras i\u0161 Lietuvos: Taip tobulai sukalti trololo gali tik Kazimieros Prunskien\u0117s m\u0117m\u0117s FB draugai&#8230; \u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9 Jau gird\u0117jote, kad [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[379,377],"tags":[2621,1496,1297,2613,1361,2609,2617,1074,2614,2610,2421,1631,2611,2622,2612,1424,2620,2615,1793,885,2618,2619,1542,1422,1366,2616],"class_list":["post-5854","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internetai","category-linksmiiibes","tag-29-vasario","tag-baikos","tag-bajeriai","tag-bybiu-siuntimas","tag-cha","tag-egle-jackaite","tag-emo-pica","tag-facebook","tag-gimdymas","tag-is-kur-zinai","tag-juodas-humoras","tag-juokingi-video","tag-kazimiera-prunskiene","tag-keliamieji-metai","tag-like","tag-lol","tag-mandragora","tag-moters-kunas-po-gimdymo","tag-rofl","tag-snoras","tag-snoro-zlugimas","tag-tete","tag-troliai","tag-trololo","tag-vaizdeliai","tag-whitney-houston"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbFPw-1wq","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5854","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5854"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5854\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5925,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5854\/revisions\/5925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}