{"id":4733,"date":"2011-08-26T03:03:47","date_gmt":"2011-08-26T00:03:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/?p=4733"},"modified":"2011-08-26T02:04:50","modified_gmt":"2011-08-25T23:04:50","slug":"penktadienio-internetai-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-17\/","title":{"rendered":"penktadienio internetai #17"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"brucedrunk\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/brucedrunk.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"395\" height=\"296\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u0160itom savait\u0117m jau\u010diuosi taip, kaip \u0161ie ka\u010diokai. Vasara, darbymetis. Bet dabar &#8211; did\u017eiuliai ir i\u0161sam\u016bs penktadienio internetai u\u017e visas pra\u017eiopsotas savaites. Ger\u0173 pramog\u0173, b\u016btinai pa\u017ei\u016br\u0117kit visk\u0105, nebus nuobodu :|<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><strong>\u03c9<\/strong><strong>\u03c9<\/strong><strong>\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>STA Travel Australia i\u0161siunt\u0117 savo darbuotojus pakeliaut ir susuko tobul\u0105 kelioni\u0173 reklam\u0105:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/27246366\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Yra dar <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/27244727\" target=\"_blank\">LEARN<\/a> ir <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/27243869\" target=\"_blank\">EAT<\/a>, beveik tokie pat geri.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9<\/strong><strong>\u03c9<\/strong><strong>\u03c9<\/strong><strong>\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/make-everything-ok.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"makeeverythingok\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/makeeverythingok.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"452\" height=\"210\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Met\u0173 svetain\u0117: <a href=\"http:\/\/make-everything-ok.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Magic Button &#8211; Make Everything OK<\/a>. U\u017eskaitome.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><strong>\u03c9<\/strong><strong>\u03c9<\/strong><strong>\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Paprasti dalykai gatv\u0117je daro nepaprastus pasikeitimus:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RwEYYI-AGWs?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>O pas mus atsiranda paibeli\u0173, kurie <a href=\"http:\/\/verslas.delfi.lt\/automoto\/vandalai-isplese-visas-skaitymui-troleibuse-prikabintas-knygas.d?id=48849584\" target=\"_blank\">troleibusuose nupl\u0117\u0161o nemokamas knygas skaitymui<\/a>. Pl\u0117\u0161ytojau, tikiuosi tau gyvenimas labai sunkus!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9<\/strong><strong>\u03c9<\/strong><strong>\u03c9<\/strong><strong>\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u012e\u017eangai \u012f juokingesn\u0119 penktadienio internet\u0173 dal\u012f &#8211; juokingai graudu:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>JAV karini\u0173 veiksm\u0173 ir mokslini\u0173 misij\u0173 palyginimas. Kas geriau?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"moonafghanistan\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/moonafghanistan.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"609\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Dar reikia nepamir\u0161ti, jog Irako karas kainavo beveik dvigubai daugiau. \u201eNaud\u0105\u201c visi matome, o skai\u010diuoti patys mok\u0117site. <em>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/pukomuko.tumblr.com\/post\/7996369200\/via-we-could-have-had-the-moon-instead-we-get\" target=\"_blank\">pukomuko<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9<\/strong><strong>\u03c9<\/strong><strong>\u03c9<\/strong><strong>\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Aktualijos: baisios baisios baisios riau\u0161\u0117s D. Britanijoje, Man\u010desteryje:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/J_I5qggUEms?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9<\/strong><strong>\u03c9<\/strong><strong>\u03c9<\/strong><strong>\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Meme faces<\/em> dar nei\u0161sis\u0117m\u0117 ir kartais mesteli perl\u0173:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4972\" title=\"foreveralone_gtranslate\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/foreveralone_gtranslate.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"440\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A\u0161 taip nuolat darau :|<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9<\/strong><strong>\u03c9<\/strong><strong>\u03c9<\/strong><strong>\u03c9<\/strong><strong>\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/cocaine.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Katukui narkomanui<\/a> \u012f kompanij\u0105:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"lovecocainespider\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/lovecocainespider.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"228\" height=\"290\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Ze best dad in ze vorld<\/em>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-sQFx_e_0jc?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hario i\u0161rai\u0161ka&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4976\" title=\"thefuckHP\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/thefuckHP.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"465\" height=\"563\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u010cia keli\u0173 savai\u010di\u0173 hitas su puikia tiesa apie m\u016bs\u0173 visuomen\u0119 (a\u0161 ir save kartais pagaunu taip besiskund\u017eiant\u012f):<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/D2p5svFJ9cQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9<\/strong><strong>\u03c9<\/strong><strong>\u03c9<\/strong><strong>\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Prie k\u0105 tik skamb\u0117jusios dainos tinka ir Bilas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4977\" title=\"bill_gates_saves_up_for_a_lamborghini\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/bill_gates_saves_up_for_a_lamborghini.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"1788\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Noah komments<\/em>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/potsGTNZldA?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kai <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/whitehouse\/status\/96291538044329985\" target=\"_blank\">baltieji r\u016bmai pradeda troll&#8217;inti<\/a> (tiksliau, <a href=\"http:\/\/knowyourmeme.com\/memes\/rickroll#.TlS1ZTsrzY0\" target=\"_blank\">Rickrollinti<\/a>), tuomet supranti, kad internete pasiekta prakti\u0161kai viskas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"whithouserickroll\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/whithouserickroll.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"464\" \/><\/p>\n<p>U mad, troli\u0173 nekent\u0117jai ir visi tie kur \u201e<em>atsibodot su savo trolinimais, it&#8217;s so yesterday<\/em>\u201c?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nor\u0117\u010diau b\u016bt kate, kur\u010diau tokias dainas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qpl5mOAXNl4?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>Holy Christ it&#8217;s a piece of paper!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Mergin\u0173 kabinimo frazi\u0173 profesorius:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"pickuplinescientist\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/pickuplinescientist.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"275\" height=\"413\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Daugiau \u010dia: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.quickmeme.com\/Pickup-Line-Scientist\/\" target=\"_blank\">Pickup Line Scientist<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Beveik pabaigai: kat\u0117, kuria nenor\u0117\u010diau b\u016bti &#8211; b\u016bt\u0173 gan sunku susigaudyti savyje!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4986\" title=\"schrodingerscat\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/schrodingerscat.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"370\" height=\"478\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Nepagauni juoko? Googlink \u0160riodinger\u012f ir lavinkis. Daugiau chemik\u0117s kat\u0117s baik\u0173 &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/knowyourmeme.com\/memes\/chemistry-cat#.Tlaigl2HfTo\" target=\"_blank\">\u0161tai \u010dia<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ir pabaigai, jei sugeb\u0117jote tai pra\u017eiopsoti &#8211; lietuvi\u0161ka, \u012fsp\u016bdinga, nereali met\u0173 istorija, kurios autoriui genialumo &#8211; pavydu!<\/p>\n<p>Toks blogeris Karolis gavo apgaviki\u0161k\u0105 lai\u0161k\u0105 i\u0161 scammer&#8217;i\u0173  nigerie\u010di\u0173 (kurie si\u016blo melejonus pinig\u0173), su jais susira\u0161\u0117, <a href=\"http:\/\/100dienu.blogspot.com\/2011\/08\/apie-bukus-nigerijos-sukcius-ne-savo.html\" target=\"_blank\">u\u017ekabino juos ant kabliuko, i\u0161 j\u0173 i\u0161si\u0161aip\u0117 ir sukurp\u0117 apie tai labai ger\u0105 \u012fra\u0161\u0105 apie bukus Nigerijos suk\u010dius<\/a>. Skaityti labai daug, bet tikrai verta!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/100dienu.blogspot.com\/2011\/08\/apie-bukus-nigerijos-sukcius-ne-savo.html\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4996\" title=\"nigerijavarske\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/nigerijavarske.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"492\" height=\"368\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Spaidermenas<\/em>&#8230; Daugiau toki\u0173 <em>spaidermen\u0173 <\/em>yra <a href=\"http:\/\/www.419eater.com\/html\/letters.htm\" target=\"_blank\">\u0161tai \u010dia<\/a>, galima valand\u0173 valandas skaityti.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>A\u010di\u016b<\/strong>! Paspauskit \u017eemiau LIKE&#8217;\u0105, kad maty\u010diau, kiek j\u016bs\u0173 iki pabaigos perskaito :))<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"voiceskill\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/voiceskill.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"455\" height=\"341\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Dar \u017ei\u016brom:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-15\" target=\"_blank\">Penktadienio internetai #15<\/a>;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-su-varske-16\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\nPenktadienio internetai su var\u0161ke #16<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0160itom savait\u0117m jau\u010diuosi taip, kaip \u0161ie ka\u010diokai. Vasara, darbymetis. Bet dabar &#8211; did\u017eiuliai ir i\u0161sam\u016bs penktadienio internetai u\u017e visas pra\u017eiopsotas savaites. Ger\u0173 pramog\u0173, b\u016btinai pa\u017ei\u016br\u0117kit visk\u0105, nebus nuobodu :| \u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9 STA Travel Australia i\u0161siunt\u0117 savo darbuotojus pakeliaut ir susuko tobul\u0105 kelioni\u0173 reklam\u0105: Yra dar LEARN ir EAT, beveik tokie pat geri. \u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9 Met\u0173 svetain\u0117: The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[379,377],"tags":[2254,1496,1297,2259,2258,2260,1361,1810,1771,2257,417,1298,1414,3295,444,782,1792,1631,933,1055,656,594,2266,1424,2255,2253,2187,1316,2262,2263,1364,608,624,2256,1793,2265,2261,2264,1542,2071,2252,1445,1422,2198,1541],"class_list":["post-4733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internetai","category-linksmiiibes","tag-afganistanas","tag-baikos","tag-bajeriai","tag-baltieji-rumai","tag-bill-gates","tag-cats","tag-cha","tag-cocaine","tag-forever-alone","tag-fucking-love-cocaine","tag-haris-poteris","tag-humoras","tag-internet-meme","tag-internetai","tag-jav","tag-juokai","tag-juokingi-vaizdeliai","tag-juokingi-video","tag-kaciukai","tag-karas","tag-kates","tag-keliones","tag-krepsinis","tag-lol","tag-mancesteris","tag-memai","tag-memas","tag-meme","tag-nigerieciai","tag-nigerija","tag-paveiksleliai","tag-reklama","tag-riauses","tag-riauses-londone","tag-rofl","tag-scammeriai","tag-sriodingerio-kate","tag-sukciai","tag-troliai","tag-trolinimas","tag-troll-face","tag-trolling","tag-trololo","tag-varske","tag-video"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbFPw-1el","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4733"}],"version-history":[{"count":33,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4733\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5005,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4733\/revisions\/5005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}