{"id":11700,"date":"2014-10-24T05:50:24","date_gmt":"2014-10-24T02:50:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/?p=11700"},"modified":"2014-10-24T10:32:24","modified_gmt":"2014-10-24T07:32:24","slug":"penktadienio-internetai-81","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-81\/","title":{"rendered":"penktadienio internetai #81"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Man atrodo, \u0161ias savaites internetus laimi rusai. Du video. Pirmasis visi\u0161kas hitas, tiesiai i\u0161 Rusijos:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/V_Nr31Lv6H8?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Jei jie taip pat ir kariaut\u0173, visas pasaulis b\u016bt\u0173 laimingesnis.<\/p>\n<p>Antrasis &#8211; kas svarbiausia moteryje?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/tbW8faXXNXk?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sutapimas? Nemanau.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"zuokas-pornhub\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/zuokas-pornhub.jpg\" width=\"700\" height=\"390\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=380140382136811\" target=\"_blank\">Robotas<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Guls\u010dias parkour&#8217;as:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/g3p2TZ5q9to?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kai kit\u0105 kart\u0105 pagalvosite &#8220;<em>Aj, gi \u010dia tik pora bokal\u0173, nieko tokio<\/em>&#8220;, pa\u017ei\u016br\u0117kit \u0161it\u0105. Dar kart\u0105, antr\u0105 kart\u0105 ir de\u0161imt\u0105 kart\u0105. Net nereikia joki\u0173 dramati\u0161k\u0173 reklam\u0173, u\u017etenka tiesiog tikr\u0173 istorij\u0173:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ukjSczbmKRAstrong\/strong?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><br \/>\n<em>(Jeigu matote errror&#8217;\u0105 ir nerodo, video yra <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ukjSczbmKRA\" target=\"_blank\">\u010dia<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"homeopathy-money\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/homeopathy-money.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"602\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/themoodyatheist.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Moody Atheist<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Taip retai b\u016bna, bet netgi nor\u0117\u010diau, kad kas nors padaryt\u0173 tok\u012f man:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/izq5jW-JL4w?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pirmas kartas:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"pirmas-sudas\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/pirmas-sudas.jpg\" width=\"700\" height=\"421\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Thug Life:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PQ5AgAPJyAg?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Thug Life 2:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/R5_wRbCzrsQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"vodka-redbull\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/vodka-redbull.jpg\" width=\"700\" height=\"339\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A\u0161 tuomet padarytas i\u0161 my\u017eal\u0173 \u017eiem\u0105, nes esu auksinis ir kar\u0161tas.<em> (via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10205035914163543\" target=\"_blank\">Lukas via Betkas<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Labai patinka, bet truput\u012f g\u0117da:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qU_dn6GqaeM?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ebolos kliedesi\u0173 fone \u0161itas labai geras:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"epola\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/epola.jpg\" width=\"245\" height=\"236\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/reiveriai\/photos\/a.128412283879192.28956.128407340546353\/739725569414524\/?type=1\" target=\"_blank\">Reiveriai<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Neikim \u012f lauk\u0105, lyja:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/oDam6Nj1M5k?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/UserIsOffline\" target=\"_blank\">Giedrius<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u012esijunkit titrus, jei nemokat kalbos. \u0160ita visi\u0161kai pakirto, \u0161tai k\u0105 rei\u0161kia gera menin\u0117 forma:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/yYX7KVEtfLo?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/martynas.gedminas\" target=\"_blank\">Martynas<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"humans-of-malibu\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/humans-of-malibu.jpg\" width=\"330\" height=\"261\" \/> . <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"lt-vyskupu-konferencija\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/lt-vyskupu-konferencija.jpg\" width=\"327\" height=\"261\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Du geriausi \u0161i\u0105 savait\u0119 Feisbukui nutik\u0119 dalykai: puslapiai <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/humansofmalibu\" target=\"_blank\">Humans of Malibu<\/a> ir <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/LietuvosVyskupuKonfederacija\" target=\"_blank\">Lietuvos Vyskup\u0173 Konfederacija<\/a>. Laikinkit ir d\u017eiaukit\u0117s.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><del>Be\u017ed\u017eioni\u0173<\/del> Varn\u0173 planeta: The Rise:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1ZUcDg9m74o?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Prisimenant TSLKD pasi\u0161audym\u0105 kulkosvaid\u017eiu sau \u012f kojas:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"adomenas-meras-rugztys\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/adomenas-meras-rugztys.jpg\" width=\"427\" height=\"720\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/rugztys\/photos\/a.347974398681791.1073741828.346264225519475\/558782087601020\/?type=1\" target=\"_blank\">R\u016bg\u017etys<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u010cia kas nesuprato, tai d\u0117l \u0161ito:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"adomenas-zuokas\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/adomenas-zuokas.jpg\" width=\"554\" height=\"369\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=383365168480999\" target=\"_blank\">Robotas<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kitas kampas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Sm0Ny_LcCAY?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Jie sugeba sukurti svajon\u0119. Pasiekiam\u0105.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wTcNtgA6gHs?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"isil-LT-atlikejai\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/isil-LT-atlikejai.jpg\" width=\"319\" height=\"720\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10204165749657218\" target=\"_blank\">Tapinas<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Future is here again:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/HjHiC0mt4Ts?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"penis-digger\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/penis-digger.jpg\" width=\"515\" height=\"515\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/t-DU3_uwvy\/\" target=\"_blank\">Joan Cornella<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You sexy beast:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wVrvMVVekU4?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tiesiog ra\u0161alas vandenyje:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/k_okcNVZqqI?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tv3play.lt\/programos\/akcentas\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"akcentas\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/akcentas.jpg\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A\u0161 dar kart\u0105 pareklamuosiu puik\u0173 dalyk\u0105, pra\u0161viesiant\u012f lietuvi\u0161ko humoro padang\u0119: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tv3play.lt\/programos\/akcentas\" target=\"_blank\">laid\u0105 Akcentas<\/a>. Spauskit ir \u017ei\u016br\u0117kit visas serijas, nebe daug j\u0173 ir beliko.<\/p>\n<p>Jeigu nemat\u0117t <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tv3play.lt\/programos\/akcentas\/448167\" target=\"_blank\">anekdoto apie Zuok\u0105<\/a> (ka\u017ekur gale), daug k\u0105 praradote.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pasaulis i\u0161kart tapo gra\u017eesnis:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"penis-map\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/penis-map.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"637\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/mykolas0\/posts\/10152393129636527\" target=\"_blank\">Juozas<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Keiksma\u017eod\u017eiai yra neatskiriama kalbos dalis. Ir jie gali b\u016bti gra\u017e\u016bs:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Ar7g_26QWu0?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Tokie gra\u017e\u016bs, kad galite lengvai atsp\u0117ti, kas i\u0161kart pre-ordino \u0161it\u0105 knyg\u0105. \u017dmonai. Dovan\u0173. Tik nesakykit jai :)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Po 7 met\u0173 jie gr\u012f\u017eo. Legenda:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/VufDd-QL1c0?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Visi\u0161ka tiesa. Net aprang\u0105 teisingai nupie\u0161\u0117:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"run-1994-2014\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/run-1994-2014.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"680\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u0160it\u0105 tikrai tur\u0117jot matyti. Jei nemat\u0117t, tai pamatykit:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RC_0NzJ2mWA?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"kitty-continue\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/kitty-continue.jpg\" width=\"407\" height=\"720\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10204082032225375\" target=\"_blank\">Urt\u0117<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A\u0161 neu\u017eilgo tur\u0117siu \u0161un\u012f. Tai nepykit, jei suskysiu \u0161un\u0173 video klausimais:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xXAy_QU5WE8?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Fake ar ne fake, bet geriau u\u017e bet kok\u012f anekdot\u0105:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"juru-kiaulyte\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/juru-kiaulyte.jpg\" width=\"437\" height=\"720\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tiems, kam norisi pasimokyti, \u0161e jums \u017eini\u0173 apie internetus. Nereali\u0173 \u017eini\u0173:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/scWj1BMRHUA?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Uoj, verkiu:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/afApAu1mMtw?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/haroldas.mackevicius\/posts\/816547158366673\" target=\"_blank\">Haroldas<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>U\u017eaug\u0119s noriu b\u016bti jis. Rimtai. Ne\u012ftik\u0117tinas \u017emogus:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/swkPXurG7bY?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Prisiminimui. Never forget:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"euras-litas\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/euras-litas.jpg\" width=\"592\" height=\"395\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Jei galvoji, kad tavo pirmadienis \u0161\u016bdinas:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/hoXhA1qTqug?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Gra\u017eiai ir li\u016bdnai:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/K0InE83pM6s?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Ir tik vakcinos padeda tokiais atvejais. Niekada nesuvoksiu antivakcinink\u0173 kvailumo. O <a href=\"http:\/\/act.one.org\/act\/vaccines_2014_US?source=blogUSDConeblog110010162014\" target=\"_blank\">\u010dia galima ir pasira\u0161yti<\/a>, bile pagelb\u0117s.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Heheheheheh:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"bijo-euro-ivedimo-lrytas\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/bijo-euro-ivedimo-lrytas.jpg\" width=\"491\" height=\"495\" \/><\/p>\n<p>O \u0161iaip, jei rimtai, tai fuck lrytas.lt, kurie leid\u017eia sau juokaut tokiais ne visai vykusiais bajeriukais apie savi\u017eudybes. \u010cia net nepasakytum, kad juodas humoras. Idiotai.<\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=655531484545137\" target=\"_blank\">Andrius<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>0:45!! Pribaig\u0117 :))<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/mPh9JZlVUK0?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/linas.ezerinis\" target=\"_blank\">Linas<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nu tai gero penktadienio:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1500\" height=\"844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CF2o5RDkq9A?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dar \u017ei\u016brom:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-79\" target=\"_blank\">Penktadienio internetai #79<\/a>;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/penktadienio-internetai-80\" target=\"_blank\">Penktadienio internetai #80<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man atrodo, \u0161ias savaites internetus laimi rusai. Du video. Pirmasis visi\u0161kas hitas, tiesiai i\u0161 Rusijos: Jei jie taip pat ir kariaut\u0173, visas pasaulis b\u016bt\u0173 laimingesnis. Antrasis &#8211; kas svarbiausia moteryje? \u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9\u03c9 Sutapimas? Nemanau.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":11829,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[379,377],"tags":[1297,3082,3276,3295,782,1631,2632,3204,3275],"class_list":["post-11700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-internetai","category-linksmiiibes","tag-bajeriai","tag-geri-bajeriai","tag-geri-video","tag-internetai","tag-juokai","tag-juokingi-video","tag-juokingos-foto","tag-pinternetai","tag-tautosaka"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/zuokas-pornhub.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbFPw-32I","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11700","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11700"}],"version-history":[{"count":65,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11700\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11835,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11700\/revisions\/11835"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11829"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleckas.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}